It's official: Jade Empire 2 is coming!!!!!!

[WhatsHisFace]

It probably feels exactly the same. Just like how a burn or a cut feels the same to a girl.

 

[GFreeman]

It's totally different, it has to be. There's different things happening. I must know, it's my life's mission, and zenien just abruptly logged off the last time I asked her, so becoming a woman is my only option. I'm doing this for science.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I assure you, it has to feel exactly the same, and pretty much in the same area as well. There's no real need to think about it.

 

[GFreeman]

You're wrong.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You're insane. But I guess I can't stop you. Enjoy becoming a woman only to find out that it's exactly the same.

 

[GFreeman]

If it's vastly superior, I'll probably just stay that way.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

It can't possibly be.

 

[El Santo]

bloody bad place...

 

[GFreeman]

I know, right? It has to be different. WHF is crazy. I knew you'd be with me Blas.

 

[El Santo]

Umm wait...
What??

 

[GFreeman]

You want to be a woman and experience the female orgasm just like I do, we're on the same side here Blas. WHF is just being a player hater. Don't let him hate on us.

 

[El Santo]

Please don't drag me into this

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm sorry Blas, but you've taken your side. I'm afraid you must be destroyed like the rest of them.

 

[El Santo]

****ity

 

[Zenien]

From what guys have told me it sounds much more centralized for them. For girls it's probably more intense, for sure, and like everywhere/your entire body as well as feelling really good in the obvious places.

There, Gfreeman doesn't have to get a sex change, I'm a hero. Gamera can still go on to realizing his life long fantasy, though.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Whoa! Whoa! What the bad place!?

 

[GFreeman]

I know man, tell me about it! What the bad place is this ****? All I get is an orgasm centered around my dick, but she gets the full body treatment? What kind of favoritism bull**** is this, God!?

 

[Purple Prancer]

I always cancel the rest of my porn downloads when I finish; I don't even feel like saving them

 

[블라스]

Gamera can still go on to realizing his life long fantasy, though.

*shakes fist*

 

[XtromaniaK]

*shakes fist*

It's all right, Blas. Even if you really just want to become an asian woman.

 

[블라스]

Bwahaha I had more Taiwanese sex yesterday
This girl's crazy; she yells spanish, english AND mandarin while we're at it.

 

[XtromaniaK]

Bwahaha I had more Taiwanese sex yesterday
This girl's crazy; she yells spanish, english AND mandarin while we're at it.

You don't need to talk about it, that's disgusting.


Plus, it makes those of us who, as of currently, aren't getting any feel awful about ourselves. Way to make me feel impotent, Blas.

 

[Purple Prancer]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[블라스]

I'm sorry, it's sex with cute Asian girl....I must gloat

 

[XtromaniaK]

I'm sorry, it's sex with cute Asian girl....I must gloat

I'm going to make a video of my sexual escapades and send it to you as "OMFG ASIAN GIRLZ WOAHHAHHH!!" Once you open it your eyes will boil out of your skull.