Pokémon It's the Pokemon thread

[Not Jake]

I hear Paul Simon wrote a duet for himself and Pikachu Let's hope it's as good as his Hitmonchan ballad, what was that called again?...

It was called The Boxer, you guys. DUH. Duh you guys.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Someone needs a kick in their Poke-Balls.

 

[Not Jake]

Please, you have pokeballs, I have master balls.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Please, you have pokeballs, I have master balls.

Well, technically, since there's only one masterball in the game, well, nevermind...

 

[Not Jake]

That's what happens when you forget to wear pants around your Zigzagoon

 

[AirKnight82]

That's what happens when you forget to wear pants around your Zigzagoon

you guys crack me up and anyways my Linoone "Speedster" has kust crashed through my front door again. I hate fixing the freakin thing, use the pokedoor already!!

 

[CantThinkOfAName]

I wish I played G/S so i knew half the pokemon that are being brought up

 

[CantThinkOfAName]

Someone needs a kick in their Poke-Balls.

Someone needs to have a dick up their ass

 

[Panophobia]

I wish I played G/S so i knew half the pokemon that are being brought up

Tyranitar will molest you for not playing G/S.

 

[Not Jake]

I wish I played G/S so i knew half the pokemon that are being brought up

How many G/S pokes have we mentioned??? Smoochum (pre-Jynx), Flaaffy...that's 2.

Look them up in google


I've mostly metioned R/B pokes, and a couple R/S

 

[The Riddler]

charizard is the best pokemon ever and the o.g. 151 pokemon are the best bunch.

every other pokemon sucks, srsly.

 

[Not Jake]

Nuh-uh you're wrong

 

[CantThinkOfAName]

Sounds like someone's drank a bit too much Antidote

 

[AirKnight82]

charizard is the best pokemon ever and the o.g. 151 pokemon are the best bunch.

every other pokemon sucks, srsly.

Oh ya okay he is like the best one my butt. I mean there are tons of cool and interesting pokemon, it isn't just about power it is about stradegy in the game. I remember beating a Charizard with a Wigglytuff once.

Most of the pokemon suck like Magikarp and feebus those are useless but you seriously can't say Charizard is the best pokemon ever. Come on make a poll and let the world decide.

I'm outty cause my Linoone is way better than your Charizard!

 

[Not Jake]

I'm outty cuz my poliwrath is the #1 pokeyman of all TIME

 

[Not Jake]

Sounds like someone's drank a bit too much Antidote

Oooh, good one, I would have went with Super Potion, but good one

 

[AirKnight82]

no man, put some Full heal in a bag and sniff away man, your like in heaven in 2 seconds and your like riding on Politoeds into rainbows and shyt. Then you come crashing down on a snorelax its super awesome.

 

[Not Jake]

no man, put some Full heal in a bag and sniff away man, your like in heaven in 2 seconds and your like riding on Politoeds into rainbows and shyt. Then you come crashing down on a snorelax its super awesome.

hahaha


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[Not Jake]

look up Politoed on wikipedia or something CTOAN, for some reason it makes AirKnight's barely comprehensible weed rambling hilarious

 

[Brainiac 8]

Anybody notice Castform has a rather large pair of testicles on him.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Testicles? I thought they were boobs.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Nah, they're deffinatly testes.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

They can't be testicles when there's no penis.

 

[Brainiac 8]

It's sticking out his back.

 

[AirKnight82]

and I thought it was its huge head... hmm I know what was on their mind when they were thinking, shyt we need a few more pokemon to make.