Jack Bauer vs. Batman

[gazi]

I know it is silly but . . .

Jack vs. Batman in a game of wits to save the world.

 

[Badger]

24 hours and under Jack, over 24 hours Batman.

 

[Kritish]

The Punisher would kill them both.

 

[Fred_Fury]

Battman beat superman, do you really think Jack Bauer would stand a chance? Mods, plz delete this ridiculous thread, it insults my intelligence just reading it. I feel like im losing braincells by the second.

 

[Badger]

Its clearly a silly thread and do you need a hug Fred Fury, maybe a little man-love?

 

[Badger]

Beside everyone knows nobody can beat Batman w/ prep time.

 

[Kritish]

Battman beat superman, do you really think Jack Bauer would stand a chance? Mods, plz delete this ridiculous thread, it insults my intelligence just reading it. I feel like im losing braincells by the second.

Considering you're the person that called global warming "pseudo science" I think this would be quite the neural work out for you.

 

[Fledermaus]

Jack Bauer and Batman would team-up, World's Finest style, and destroy their common enemy.

 

[Hades]

Batman and Jack would probably get drunk together and then sleep with each other then wake up the next day and be like "OH GOOOOOOD WHAT DID I DOOOO, I AM NOT GAAAAY, YOU RAAPPPPED ME!!??"

Or they'd both treamp up like the above stated ^^^^^

And tag team Robin.

 

[Fledermaus]

Who raped who? I think Batman has prep-time against anal rape.















but robin doesn't.

 

[Kritish]

The Punisher would plant two bullets into Jack's skull and toss a flash bang gernade at Bats then he'd shoot him in the face.

 

[Hades]

Who raped who? I think Batman has prep-time against anal rape.
















but robin doesn't.

neither of them did. They're both just drunken closet homosexuals obviously

 

[Badger]

Hades, go take your Metamucil.

 

[Hades]

Hades, go take your Metamucil.

Why would I want to take laxatives

 

[Kritish]

I bet you get some good acoustics of Robin yelling in the bat cave...

Holy lubrication batman!

 

[Badger]

Why would I want to take laxatives

Because your **** has gone to your head.

 

[Kritish]

I wish someone would sig my lubrication post...

 

[Hades]

Because your **** has gone to your head.

Dude, I don't know what you do on your alone time(I'm not judging you btw) but I can honestly say I'm never had anyobodies **** in my mouth.

I mean, uh do you mean I **** upside down? I mean, can you do that and like suck backwords would it comes out of your mouth?

 

[Fledermaus]

I wish someone would sig my lubrication post...

Why don't you go sig yourself?

 

[Kritish]

Why don't you go sig yourself?

It's not as much fun if I do it for myself.

 

[Badger]

Dude, I don't know what you do on your alone time(I'm not judging you btw) but I can honestly say I'm never had anyobodies **** in my mouth.

I mean, uh do you mean I **** upside down? I mean, can you do that and like suck backwords would it comes out of your mouth?

<-- I'm quessing you get that alot.

 

[Master Chief]

Bauer has saved America like, a lot of times from terrorism.
Batman is constantly having trouble with crime in Gotham.

lol.

Anyhoo. Bats has prep time so that's BS and any vs thread with Batman in it is BS because of prep time.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Jack makes Batman look like a hobo

 

[Matt]

We do this thread like, once every three months here. Jack always win.

And for the record, you see this?

That is Jack Bauer giving Batman prep time, because he sure as hell isn't worried about it.

 

[Badger]

I love 'prep time'