Jack it up high, Fat chicks can't climb

[jaguarr]

Jooooooooooooke. They're sometimes known to involve exaggeration.

Yeah, because your sarcasm detector is soooooo effective, steroid usage or not.

jag

 

[Leto Atrides]

so yeah i stopped by the grocery store after work but yeah, when i came out to my car, who's car is parked next to me but...

That thing is horrendous. Is that black primer? And it's an El Camino too Jesus.

 

[rizzo51]

I do enough damage to myself without having to bother with someone else doing it, and I prefer to keep it that way.

like as in being a clutz?

 

[zahanbil]

A great way to lose weight really fast is to start doing cocaine.

It also makes you much more of a bad ass. And you don't have to sleep.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

A great way to lose weight really fast is to start doing cocaine.

It also makes you much more of a bad ass. And you don't have to sleep.

Meth or crack is even better.

 

[rizzo51]

That thing is horrendous. Is that black primer? And it's an El Camino too Jesus.

its a bad pic from my cell phone camara, the paint job is actually really nice gloss black with smoke airbrushed down the sides and a flecky silver sparkle to the black paint. i'm sure i'll see again sometime and get a better picture, its a small town, and it seems to be everywhere lately

 

[zahanbil]

Meth or crack is even better.

Then stop being so stingy and start sharing.

 

[Carcharodon]

Yeah, because your sarcasm detector is soooooo effective, steroid usage or not.

jag

All of my steroids are perfectly legal...who have you been talking to?

 

[rizzo51]

Ahhh the Jenny Crank system, you can fit in a size 2 and keep all your teeth in a jar by your cot at the YMCA..

 

[jaguarr]

All of my steroids are perfectly legal...who have you been talking to?

You, sir, reek of D-Bol.

jag

 

[Dope Nose]

That thing is horrendous. Is that black primer? And it's an El Camino too Jesus.

seriously! I definitely wouldn't consider it a classic car.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

like as in being a clutz?

I wouldn't say I'm a 'clutz.' I can't really remember the last time I hurt myself physically. I'm talking more about bad decisions, mainly financial, that may have worsened my situation. Hindsight is always 20/20, but as long as I keep making decisons to better my financial situataion I should do so one of these days.

I a trying to make a grand ole omelette so of course I am goin to break some eggs.

 

[Dope Nose]

I could bodyslam people, that's how I got fat in the first place.

 

[CrashNburn]

Meth or crack is even better.

i think having AIDS is more effective....bad joke

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Most peoples instincts can sense someone who can body slam them and will tend to say 'screw the hamburger, I don't want to get body slammed.' Even more, most people's instincts will steer them clear of food if they are 150 pounds and there are 2 or 3 300 pounders going for it to - regardless of their muscle mass.

I'm not saying I would body slam someone for a hamburger today but if I get aggitated enough I probably would. Actually, fat people are more generous with food. We know others need it more but they just won't come get it.

 

[rizzo51]

i might bodyslam someone if i could get one of those 200.00 burgerking burgers

 

[jaguarr]

Most peoples instincts can sense someone who can body slam them and will tend to say 'screw the hamburger, I don't want to get body slammed.' Even more, most people's instincts will steer them clear of food if they are 150 pounds and there are 2 or 3 300 pounders going for it to - regardless of their muscle mass.

I'm not saying I would body slam someone for a hamburger today but if I get aggitated enough I probably would. Actually, fat people are more generous with food. We know others need it more but they just won't come get it.

LMAO! You have a very unique world view.

jag

 

[Mister J]

I'm not saying I would body slam someone for a hamburger today but if I get aggitated enough I probably would. Actually, fat people are more generous with food. We know others need it more but they just won't come get it.

Good Lord.

 

[Carcharodon]

You, sir, reek of D-Bol.

jag

 

[BlackLantern]

I'm 6'2 about 230 I wouldn't consider myself fat...but I could be in better shape, I am a bit doughy

 

[rizzo51]

i could definitly use a treadmill in my life. I'm 5'6" 202, i was at 225 but i've still a long way to go, theres a sweet gym opening up a block from my house in about 3 weeks (happy dance)

 

[LazloSpeeker]

I'm 6'2 about 230 I wouldn't consider myself fat...but I could be in better shape, I am a bit doughy

mmmmm... dough... mmmmmm... covered in glaze... mmmmmm... with a cream filling..... mmmmm... and sprinkles...mmmmm

 

[LazloSpeeker]

i could definitly use a treadmill in my life. I'm 5'6" 202, i was at 225 but i've still a long way to go, theres a sweet gym opening up a block from my house in about 3 weeks (happy dance)

I can't use treadmills or excercise bikes anymore, they make me feel like a hampster.

 

[jaguarr]

Good Lord.

He's like the Earth 1610 version of Popeye's Wimpy. "I'd gladly bodyslam you on Tuesday for a hamburger today!"

jag

 

[LazloSpeeker]

He's like the Earth 1610 version of Popeye's Wimpy. "I'd gladly bodyslam you on Tuesday for a hamburger today!"

jag

Actually it'd be more like 'I'd glady bodyslam you next Tuesday for a hamburger today,' I gotta take a nap after I eat that.