Jiffy Lube Employee Charged With Raping Customer

[SLVRSR4]

"Forcible rape". Is there another kind? Has anybody ever been persuaded to volunteer themselves up for a rape?

You've never heard of the askin for it defense?

 

[Alex The Great]

This certaintly is a.....sticky situation.

 

[The Guard]

Am I the only one who doesn't think this is funny?

I mean, where the hell do you all live that $29.99 is HIGH for an oil change?

 

[Alex The Great]

Am I the only one who doesn't think this is funny?

I mean, where the hell do you all live that $29.99 is HIGH for an oil change?

1. But......Lube

2. We Live in the present.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You've never heard of the askin for it defense?

lol

 

[terry78]

lol

That's actually a sidebar to the "Why was she wearing that if she didn't want the attention?" article.

 

[Gilpesh]

theres a really sad and disgusting pun waiting to happen

He definitely rotated her tires.

He sure did change her oil.

Wow did she get screwed over by her mechanic or what. And raped!

That's definitely getting it in a Jiffy.

She sure didn't look up what full-body inspection meant beforehand.

I wonder if she got it in thirty minutes guaranteed or had to sit around while they finished.




That's all I got.

 

[SuBe]

Am I the only one who doesn't think this is funny?

I mean, where the hell do you all live that $29.99 is HIGH for an oil change?

I live in a place where you can get it for $16.95 + Tax. And now with 10% less rape.