Have you tried technical writing and editing jobs? Those are what I was looking for fresh out of college, and I didn't have enough experience, but they tend to be needed at a large variety of different companies.
One of my wannabe screenwriter friends was looking into day jobs where she'd write, and apparently there's lots of money to be made in technical and grant writing.
But you'd have to know a lot of technical jargon and all that.
I really want to be a film critic, but I don't even know where to begin. And even if I did, I honestly don't know how to even make it as a critic in this day and age.
I've looked into my local newspapers (large and small), but their Career pages offer me little-to-no help. Not to mention that newspapers are a dying industry (or so I'm told), and that especially doesn't bode well for entertainment sections.
So I guess that leaves websites/blogs, but for the life of me I don't understand how people make money from that. And I don't even know how you go about getting "hired" by a website.
Still, it's a career that just feels right to me. I spend most of my day researching and discussing movies anyway. Might as well try and make some money off of it.
For blogs, you make money from ads or affiliate links. Like, say you link to a product on Amazon and a visitor from your site clicks through that product link and buys something from Amazon - you get a cut.
Making real money from blogs is a long-shot, to be honest. The one-person operations I've read about who made it big started out blogging just for fun, and eventually gained a following after months and even years of consistent posting.
The only way you get into the biz is by having contacts. If other people are in your line of work regarding degrees, try and make some connections to get your foot in the door.
Yup. ESPECIALLY in LA because everyone here and their brothers and sisters (and parents and grandparents...) want to be screenwriters.
Only one of my wannabe screenwriter friends is actually making money screenwriting, but that's because her second cousin was a contact for her. She's a good writer to be fair, but I'm sure no more exceptional than 500 others out there. Once you're in the club you're in, but you have to get your foot in the door.
Oh, and this screenwriter friend is totally not swimming in the big bucks. She lives a little better than I do, but still has to have a roommate to be able to afford her rent.
I have a law degree and the market's **** right now. Good luck with the job hunt!
Yeah another one of my English major friends (one of the smartest people I know) went to law school and passed the bar recently, and the market is truly ****. She finally found a job that's tangentially law-related through her father. DO NOT go to law school - the five-figure debt is not worth it and the jobs are not there. What's truly

about the whole thing is that when she got into law school, her mom was literally drooling at her future six-figure salary. Totally not happening in this job market....
As a general note for college grads (not just English majors), your degree will not guarantee you anything anymore. You can't just point to it and say, "I've got ____ degree, that automatically means I'm qualified in ____."
You have to PROVE to people that the skills you've gained from your major are applicable to other fields. As people have mentioned, English majors are very versatile and can find their niche in many industries, but you still have to prove that you have what it takes. You have to put yourself out there.
Like, I have a biology major but I'm moving into graphic design. What does one have to do with the other? Well, I'm obviously capable of research and thinking big picture, and I'm also ridiculously detail-oriented. That's what the two have in common, and that's what I'll differentiate myself with once I get out into the design job market.
I guess my classmates aren't very good examples of English majors branching out, and I graduated from a top liberal arts school. Of the English majors I know off the top of my head, one went to law school, one's a screenwriter, one went to med school, and one became a co-founder of a locksmith company.
