Joke casting thread

[3atman]

Ok, since it'll be a while before a Superman movie, how about we have a joke casting thread. Basically, just try to make a movie cast so awful that it's funny.

Superman: John Stamos
Jor-El: Bob Saggot
Lois Lane: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Lex Luthor: Tim Allen

 

[GreenKToo]

Superman: Drew Carey

Lois: Ellen Degeneres

Lex: Larry the Cable guy. Git R done.

Jimmy: Tom Cruise

Brainiac: Gilbert Gottfried

Jor-el: Jack Black

Perry: Dwayne Johnson

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[Adenjo]

Superman/Clark Kent - Flava Flav
Lois Lane - Rosanne Barr
Perry White - Vince McMahon
Johnothan Kent - Ron Jeremy
Martha Kent - Jenna Jameson
Jor-El - jay Z
Lara - Whoopi Goldberg
Lex Luthor - Michael Bolton
Brainiac - DR Steven hawking

 

[GreenKToo]

heh...

 

[wattabrownsound]

an older Dakota Fanning will end up playing Lois.

 

[wattabrownsound]

Superman: Drew Carey

Lois: Ellen Degeneres

Lex: Carrot Top

Jimmy: Tom Cruise

Brainiac: Gilbert Gottfried

Jor-el: Jack Black

Perry: Dwayne Johnson

Now that you mention Tom Cruise what about if he plays Jor-el, Dan Turpin or Lex Luthor.
Just reading Jack Black as Jor-el makes me laugh.

 

[GreenKToo]

I just thought it would be funnier to see him playing a nerdy jimmy with a bowtie.

 

[GreenKToo]

update. Lex: Larry the cable guy.

 

[wattabrownsound]

the guy who played McLovin in Superbad plays Jimmy

 

[Webhead2006]

Superman/Clark kent: Seth Rogen
Lois Lane: tila tequila
Jimmy Oslen: Seth Green
Perry White: Jack Black
Lex Luthor: Mike meyers

 

[Mindreaper21]

Superman- Sacha Baron Cohen
Lois Lane- Britney Spears
Jimmy Olsen- Verne Troyer
Lex Luther- John Heder
Perry White- Robin Williams
Braniac- Hugh Hephner
Martha Kent- Joan Rivers
Jor-el- Bill O'Riely

 

[GreenKToo]

Ha...sick.

 

[That-Guy]

Superman/Clark Kent - Brandon Routh
Lois Lane - Kate Bosworth
Perry White - Frank Langella
Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey

 

[Raith]

Superman/Clark Kent - Brandon Routh
Lois Lane - Kate Bosworth
Perry White - Frank Langella
Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey

BAH! Yeah ok... the only thing that would be worse is if they gave Superman an asmatic kid. What's he gonna do next? Lift a Kryptonite mountain?

 

[That-Guy]

Ugh, yeah that would be terrible. Thank God no one is seriously considering that.

 

[wattabrownsound]

Jimmy Olsen- Andy Samberg
Perry White- William Shatner
John Henry Irons/Steel- 50 Cent or Xzibit
Lois Lane- Kirsten Wig or Kate Hudson
Lex's Bodyguard- Dwayne Johnson

 

[NotFadeAway]

Superman/Clark Kent - Brandon Routh
Lois Lane - Kate Bosworth
Perry White - Frank Langella
Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey

Damnit......you beat me to it.

 

[NotFadeAway]

BAH! Yeah ok... the only thing that would be worse is if they gave Superman an asmatic kid. What's he gonna do next? Lift a Kryptonite mountain?

Maybe they could give Lex a henchman named Brutus......

 

[wattabrownsound]

Christopher Walken as Lex Luthor.