The Dark Knight Joker Jokes.

Joker: Bats... gotta joke for ya! A child and a pedophile are walking in the woods. Child says, "I'm really scared". The pedophile retorts, "You think you're scared? I have to walk through these damn woods alone."
 
How many policeman does it take to save a woman from being blown up? Oops, guess we'll never know.
 
Couldn't really find another place to put this.
This is from a George Carlin skit. And when i heard it for the first time today, i could not help be think Joker--


"...Nobody trusts the local water supply, nobody, and that amuses me. I like that, I admit I'm a bit perverted, but it amuses me that no one can really trust the water anymore. And the thing I like about it the most is, it means the system is beginning to collapse, and everything is slowly breaking down.

I enjoy chaos and disorder, not just because they help me professionally, they're also my hobby, you see, I'm an entropy fan. I'm an entropy fan, when I first heard of entropy in high school science I was attracted to it immediately. When they told me that in nature all systems are breaking down, I thought what a good thing, what a good thing, perhaps I can make some small contribution in this area myself.

And of course it's not just in nature, in this country, the whole social structure just beginning to collapse, you watch, just beginning now to come apart at the edges and the seams. And the thing I like about that, is that it means it makes the news on television more interesting,...

The planet will be here for a long, long, long time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, cause that's what it does. It's a self correcting system..."
 
In truth the Joker, having the sick sense of humor that he does, would probably make jokes about the guy playing him being dead for a year. Dunno if you're willing to go that route, but it'd certainly be post modern.
 
In truth the Joker, having the sick sense of humor that he does, would probably make jokes about the guy playing him being dead for a year. Dunno if you're willing to go that route, but it'd certainly be post modern.


Very true, if he is re-cast for the third film, I wouldn't be shocked if they have him say a line like " It's like I'm being brought back from the dead."
 

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