Judge hands out acorns filled with condoms

[Manic]

Source: SFGate


Police said a district judge from Intercourse, Pa., hid condoms inside acorns and handed them out to women in the state Capitol complex last week. A summary charge of disorderly conduct was filed Tuesday against Isaac H. Stoltzfus, who presides over low-level cases as a district judge in Lancaster County.

The citation from Capitol Police said the 58-year-old jurist gave the acorns to unsuspecting women, who were offended when they discovered the contents.

Stoltzfus' office referred questions to defense attorney Heidi Eakin, who didn't immediately return a phone message Wednesday.

 

[Alex The Great]

"Hey everybody! We're all going to get laid!"

 

[Metamorpho1977]

That guy is nutty.

 

[SuperFerret]

"Intercourse, PA"

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

"Intercourse, PA"

I've been there, I think Amish people live there.

 

[Ghostvirus]

That's just nutty.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

How big are these acorns?

 

[Mike_D202]

That judge must have some nuts to do something like that.

 

[doih]

How big are these acorns?

This.

I don't see how you put condoms inside acorns.

 

[black_dust]

Acorns inside condoms now that you can do

 

[terry78]

I'm glad all the nut puns were gotten out of the way in the first 6 posts.

 

[Alex The Great]

I'm glad all the nut puns were gotten out of the way in the first 6 posts.

You're nuts, Terry. There's definitely more nut puns to be had.