Judge Sentenced For Using Penis Pump At Trials

[Golgo-13]

Ah, what can i say about this...

A US jury has sentenced 59 year-old Oklahoma judge, Donald D. Thompson, to one year in prison for using a penis pump on the bench during three murder trials and a civil case.

The verdict, which exposed the judge's behind-the-bench secrets, capped a strange chapter in the state's history.

Thompson's court reporter, Lisa Foster, recalled how she discovered the source of a "sh-sh" sound in the courtroom. She said she was able to see Thompson's penis inside the pump through a small gap between a drawer and a door.

She said she saw Thompson's penis 15 to 20 times over the three years, and also saw him shave his scrotum and urinate into a trashcan behind the bench. "I was really shocked and kind of scared, because it was so bizarre", Foster said. "I didn't know what to do".

The judge denied ever using the pump, a device used in the hope of enlarging the penis or combatting erectile dysfunction, saying it was a joke gift from his best friend. He said he never used it on his penis. "I should have thrown it away, but I didn't", Thompson said.

The white-handled pump sat on an evidence table in front of the jury throughout the trial. They also heard court tapes from each trial with the high-pitched whoosh of air during testimony in the murder trials.

Other witnesses said Thompson often made himself at home behind the bench, removing his shoes to shine them and clip his toenails, spitting tobacco into a cup and fidgeting with his electronic organizer.

http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=511

 

[HitlersMustache]

What a dickchin.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

a year in prison is waaaaay to harsh just for that. just take away his job. its like he was publicly exposing himself.

 

[Johnny DC]

Hey, my journalism teacher won a best feature article of the year award for writing a story about that. Shaun Schafer. It happened in Oklahoma.

 

[Eddie Brock]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

if i wasn't so tired, i would have laughed out loud

 

[Kritish]

a year in prison is waaaaay to harsh just for that. just take away his job. its like he was publicly exposing himself.

Agreed, it's not like these people haven't seen a penis before, and it's not like their was little kids there. Even if there was a year is way overreacting. People are so stupid. He simply needs his job taken away.

 

[vibeke_T]

thats nasty

 

[Johnny DC]

My teacher's article said the court reporter would even hear him using the pump during murder trials as people were crying. That guy's sick.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Thompson's court reporter, Lisa Foster, recalled how she discovered the source of a "sh-sh" sound in the courtroom. She said she was able to see Thompson's penis inside the pump through a small gap between a drawer and a door.

t: :heart:

 

[imaperson2]

i wish i was there.

 

[Mrs_Parker]

OMG, ONLY in Oklahoma.

Actually, it was the toenail clippin part that got me.... LOL!

 

[Matt]

OMG, ONLY in Oklahoma.

Actually, it was the toenail clippin part that got me.... LOL!

!!!

Mrs_Parker...could it be!?!?!?!?!

 

[Tangled Web]

She said she saw Thompson's penis 15 to 20 times over the three years, and also saw him shave his scrotum and urinate into a trashcan behind the bench. "I was really shocked and kind of scared, because it was so bizarre", Foster said. "I didn't know what to do".

And it took her this long to say something about it?

 

[Kritish]

Well, the dude obviously has self-control issues. But a year in jail?

 

[Matt]

I'm guessing it will get over turned at appeal. Theres no way he will serve more than probation/fine/loss of position for this. Still, I wonder if anyone he put in jail will be waiting for him on the inside.

 

[Kritish]

I'm guessing it will get over turned at appeal. Theres no way he will serve more than probation/fine/loss of position for this. Still, I wonder if anyone he put in jail will be waiting for him on the inside.

Exactly a judge really can't go to a maximum for that reason.

 

[Mrs_Parker]

!!!

Mrs_Parker...could it be!?!?!?!?!

Haha. Very funny. t:

It was the toenail clippin that busted me up.

Hmmm, that doesn't seem to work either....

It was the toenail clippin that had me in stitches.

There! That works! I think. lol

 

[Eddie Brock]

how would he deal with life in prison?!

THUG: Hey man! you're the guy who stuck me in here! What're YOU in for?
JUDGE: Using a....um.......well.......male enhancement.....type, um.....product

 

[heypapajinx]

i believe he never used it... because it was to small to fit in it!
haaaahahaha!
they totally should have tried the OJ GLove didn't fit strategy
he would have had to try it on in front of the whole courtroom.
it would have been hilarious.
g-ross to the maximus.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

shh...shh...

 

[Mr Jide]

thats nasty

No its funny.

LMAO

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"Mr 7000+" kind of reminds me of that band Rob Zombie's little brother had....what was it?...like, "Powerman 5000" or something?

 

[heypapajinx]

thats nasty

OOOOO!
when you posted that did you mean it to sound like it was in Clevelands (from Family Guy) voice?!?!!
pleeeeease say you did!?!?

if so i wont stop laughing for days!

 

[GunBlade]

I don't know why that turns me on.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't know why that turns me on.

I do.