Just got a new girlfriend...

[Episode29]

This thread makes me feel old.

 

[Joker]

Need a bit of input, i can talk to her fine on aim or text or on phone, but in person its somewhat harder, shes just soo pretty and like i just don't know what to talk about with her.

but than when I'm on aim, i can talk to her no problem, well somewhat i run out of things to talk about, and i try to come up with questions.

what do girls like to talk about, what do they like to do?

Tell her she has great ****, girls love that. Oh, and "nice shoes, wanna f**k?" is always a good covnersation starter.

 

[Avangarde]

Tell her she has great ****, girls love that. Oh, and "nice shoes, wanna f**k?" is always a good covnersation starter.

Don't be so foolish, everyone knows you need to ask them if there vagina smells, a good indicator if they maintain themself.

 

[Immortalfire]

God, I miss Ice-man.

 

[KevanG]

Is that the reason you bumped a 6 year old thread?

 

[Piper Maru]

Whatever you do, don't mention anything about electric heat!

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Just skip to 3 years in... Ask her about her day. Tell her you're sorry(doesn't matter if you did anything). Remind her you're more than ready for the next step. Remind her you're sorry. Tell her you cut all ties with friends with whom the two of you don't share. Switch on John and Kate Plus Eight. Go to bed at 10 pm so you can cuddle. She'll sleep, you'll stare at the ceiling for 3 hours until you can sneak out of bed to post on SHH and watch Southpark.

Truer words were never spoken... Well, apart from the Southpark bit.

 

[Maximus One]

Oh wow this thread is just full of gold. How did I ever miss this kinda stuff before. I've been here so long but I miss so much. Clearly I spend way too much of my time in front a tv screen rather than a computer monitor.

 

[Silvermoth]

Tell her she has great ****, girls love that. Oh, and "nice shoes, wanna f**k?" is always a good covnersation starter.

This plus your avvy makes my testicles shrink lol.

My friend got a girlfriend early last week.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

God, I miss Ice-man.

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[Immortalfire]

Is that the reason you bumped a 6 year old thread?

His genius must never be lost. Try reading his thread about moving to the west coast

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Is that the reason you bumped a 6 year old thread?

August 28 2010 is the last time he posted so it's some kind of anniversary.

God, I miss Ice-man.

Why did he ever stop posting?

 

[Victarion]

He got a new pair of shoes.

 

[NickNitro]

He stopped posting because he got a girlfriend.......

 

[Erzengel]

Man my humor is nothing but consistent.

 

[Senator Pleasury]

He stopped posting because he got a girlfriend.......

Reasonable. Getting a girlfriend pretty much excludes you from being a comic book nerd.

 

[Ipodman]

I'm sure lots of people here have girlfriends...

 

[Green Goblin]

I'm sure lots of people here have girlfriends...

They just don't know that they're on this site.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm sure lots of people here have girlfriends...

Yes, but she's out of the country right now on a photo shoot.

 

[Immortalfire]

Some of us have girlfriends in Colombia.