Kegel Workouts...

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  1. oakzap425 Avenger

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  2. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    What the hell is up with these genitalia excercise threads? I'm half expecting Chuck Norris to start advertising the Ho-Flex to capitalise on this sudden frenzy.
     
  3. oakzap425 Avenger

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    I personally think that Kegel's are more important that penis strength and enlargment... :o
     
  4. Wilhelm-Scream Avenger

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    There's a poster here who does them at work while talking to co-workers.
    No, not Shyair. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Why would you need to control the flow of urine, doesnt that feature already exist in the new models?
     
  6. oakzap425 Avenger

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    Did you read the article?
     
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    How do you know?
     
  8. My vengeance Guest

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    This keeps getting more peculiar by the minute.
     
  9. ShadowBoxing Avenger

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    Penis size is completely genetic...kinda like your height and hand size. No amount of exercise, pills or weights will make it bigger. Surgury may be able to widen your penis, and in some rare cases they are able to add 3 inches...however it ceases to be a real penis at that point, and some men can no longer get erections afterwards.
     
  10. oakzap425 Avenger

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    Kegel's are quite useful for women after child birth. Especially multiple. Strengthen's the vaginal walls...



    So, she can't be called Loose... :o
     
  11. Wilhelm-Scream Avenger

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    'cause she said so. It's very likely that she was kidding though. *shrug*
    Does that disappoint you, Magic-Shell?
     
  12. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Honestly, with you nkow them raising a kid and all, you know another human being. Being called loose should be the last thing they should worry about.
     
  13. Wilhelm-Scream Avenger

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    Oh dude, I saw some photos of the aftermath of a botched and subsequently severely infected dick-padding surgery ( complete with frankenstein stitches ) and I believe I'll pass on the extra 3. :up:
    JESUS!
     
  14. ShadowBoxing Avenger

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    Never seen photos, I only read that its an extremely foolish and ineffective surgury...but I'll take your word for it.
     
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    Wow, this hasn't turned out the way I hoped...
     
  16. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Man, I dont pray often, but im praying to God this thread gets closed.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Ask yourself, What would Zombie Jesus Do?
     
  18. oakzap425 Avenger

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    Well, if that's the case, I hope the penis thread gets closed too.


    I dont' see what's wrong with mine...
     
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    Yes,I do them every now and then. I forget most of the time. I think only when I really like the guy, that I try to improve.
     
  21. guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    Eat your brains....then feel bad and resurrect you and eat your brains again. It would be a vicious cycle for both you and zombie Jesus. :(
     
  22. guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    Why can't more of you do this? :confused: I'm sure we've all had some bad lays. God, did I really sound that tacky????
     
  23. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Yes.:up:
     
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    What does it improve actually...does it make you tighter or something.
     
  25. guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    I believe they can actually control genital contractions if they really work at it, which I'm sure you can figure out the positives to that.
     

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