Ken Lay found dead in Colorado home

[sinewave]

maybe they'll give skilling some extra loving in prison to make up for it.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

White collars don't get sent to the prisons where they rape you. They get sent to the prisons where they hand you a menu.

 

[sinewave]

i wonder is bush will attend his funeral...

 

[sinewave]

White collars don't get sent to the prisons where they rape you. They get sent to the prisons where they hand you a menu.

isn't there a rape section on the back of the menu?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

isn't there a rape section on the back of the menu?

"Mmmm... I'll take the "tossed salad", thank you."

"Will you take syrup or jelly with that?"

 

[sinewave]

"Mmmm... I'll take the "tossed salad", thank you."

"Will you take syrup or jelly with that?"

everyone knows jelly is classier than syrup.

 

[sinewave]

i bet bush would have pardoned his good buddy. "heck of a job, kenny, heh heh."

 

[TheSumOfGod]

i bet bush would have pardoned his good buddy. "heck of a job, kenny, heh heh."

"Can I borrow your private jet again?"

 

[Darthphere]

Massive coronary my ass.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Massive coronary my ass.

Well, I'm sure his heart stopped after he was pumped full of CIA heart-stopping drugs.

It reminds me of what Norm MacDonald said on Weekend Update once about the TWA 800: "Authorities have concluded that the explosion was due to a frayed wire. Of course, it should be mentionned that the wire was frayed when two missiles hit it." lol

 

[Obi-Ron]

White collars don't get sent to the prisons where they rape you. They get sent to the prisons where they hand you a menu.

Didn't you see Office Space? White collars go to Pound-you-in-the-*** prison.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Didn't you see Office Space? White collars go to Pound-you-in-the-*** prison.

Not the billionnaire wall street white collars who let the President borrow their private jet.

 

[War Lord]

So, he really did get a life sentence.

 

[Cyclops]

i bet bush would have pardoned his good buddy. "heck of a job, kenny, heh heh."

Bush had nothing to do with Enron. That was Cheney. I know Bush-bashing is cool and hip and all, but at least get your facts straight before you do it.

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Thus ends of the life of the Bush family poster boy for deregulation. Bye Bye Kenny Boy.

 

[Tangled Web]

Good riddance to that slippery ****.

 

[Dope Nose]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060705/ts_nm/enron_lay_dc

anyone else think he looks like Tim Conway in this photo?

 

[sinewave]

Bush had nothing to do with Enron. That was Cheney. I know Bush-bashing is cool and hip and all, but at least get your facts straight before you do it.

from wikipedia.com:

Lay maintained business and political ties to Republican goverment officials, hiring (for example) James Baker and Robert Mosbacher as they left the Cabinet of President George H. W. Bush (both men lobbied for Enron contracts in the wake of the First Gulf War). Lay was a supporter of current president George W. Bush for Governor of Texas; in 1999, Bush signed a law deregulating Texas electric markets.[2] Bush carried on an extensive personal correspondence with Lay [3] and Bush is reputed to have given Lay the personal nickname "Kenny Boy". [4] [5]

A Bush Pioneer, Lay became one of the largest individual contributors to the Bush-Cheney 2000 presidential campaign: his donation history shows $651,760 to Republicans, $61,960 to Democrats, and $62,150 to special interests.[6] Lay allowed Bush and Cheney to use his personal Enron jet for transportation during their 2000 election campaign, and served on the Bush-Cheney Transition Advisory Committee. According to Kurt Eichenwald's book Conspiracy of Fools, he was nearly selected to be Secretary of the Treasury following Bush's victory in the 2000 U.S. presidential election. Ultimately Paul O'Neill was chosen for the position instead.

is that enough facts for ya, jackass?

 

[DV8]

Dude . . . he got off easy . . . he died while vacationing before he could serve any time!! Where's the goddamn payoff!!?? Maybe it's a cover-up

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/business/enron

 

[Mr. Thing]

Already posted.

 

[Tangled Web]

This thread...merged!

 

[DV8]

oh, I should've figured . . . please post a link . . .

 

[Matt]

Bush likely would've pardoned him, as he was a big campaign donner. I'm still expecting the other one whose name escapes me to get a pardon following midterm elections. The sentencing will drag on long enough that midterm elections will come and go, he will get pardoned, and never see a day in prison.

Such is politics, Clinton did the same for some of his campaign contributors if I remember correctly.

Same with Scooter Libby...even if he gets convicted, he will get a pardon.

But anyway....this is all very convinent...with enough money you can do anything. I wonder if the old bastard really is dead?

 

[DV8]

wow . . . this thread rocks!! it's got @$$-rape jokes, and defication . . . I love it!

 

[DV8]

this just in: This thread . . . Dead!