Kentucky Derby - Who'd you bet on?

[Matt]

I bet 20 on Sinister Minister.

 

[freelancer]

I don't bet. But if I did, I would bet on Lawyer Ron to win.

 

[Super Flight]

i bet on kentucky, he must be good since they name it after him

 

[StorminNorman]

Deputy Glitters for me.

 

[The Lumberjack]

I hate the damn Derby and it's happening about an hour and a half away.

Idiot: "What are you doing on Derby Day?"
Lumberjack: "Getting plastered and pretending you didn't talk to me."

 

[tzarinna]

I love horses and I've been to the track here, but I don't keep up with the sport.Plus I never win.

I'll pick Sinister Minister as well.

 

[freelancer]

Barbaro won by 6 1/2 lengths!

 

[tzarinna]

Barbaro won by 7 lengths!

That's bad ass.

Was he the underdog, beacuse I shall weep with joy.


*pictures poor Seabiscuit*

 

[freelancer]

No, he was one of the favorites.

 

[Matt]

No, he was one of the favorites.

Barbaro has yet to lose a race.

Man, it must be good to be a race horse. Run around in circles a few times when you're young then you have a life of constant sex to look forward to.

 

[Matt]

Sinister Minister set the pace...I was close...he blew it on the last turn.

 

[Slipknot]

Man, it must be good to be a race horse. Run around in circles a few times when you're young then you have a life of constant sex to look forward to.

Sucks if you break your leg... but atleast you'll still contribute to society by manufacturing glue for people though.

 

[black_dust]

Id bet on the horse with the midget on the back.

 

[Matt]

Sucks if you break your leg... but atleast you'll still contribute to society by manufacturing glue for people though.

They don't even really do that anymore though. They keep them around to breed.

 

[Slipknot]

They don't even really do that anymore though. They keep them around to breed.

Yeah, if you're a good breed they'll keep you around... if not... you're probably screwed.

 

[Matt]

Yeah, if you're a good breed they'll keep you around... if not... you're probably screwed.

Meh...I say if one in every five men can be kept around for a life of nothing but sex, then the other four must take one for the team. Why should horses be any different?

 

[Slipknot]

Meh...I say if one in every five men can be kept around for a life of nothing but sex, then the other four must take one for the team. Why should horses be any different?

Haha, you're a regular Hitler. All the men of the good breed... the Aryans, will stay and live a great life and produce mass numbers of Aryan babies for the Nazi military force. All the Jews (the bad breeds) will be taken out. Heh.

 

[Matt]

Hey, all I'm sayin is a life of sex is worth the life of four others.

 

[Slipknot]

Hey, all I'm sayin is a life of sex is worth the life of four others.

Heh, I'm just kidding around. Yeah, that would be a nice life.