OctaviusINC
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but I figured you guys would get a kick out of it. So here it goes.....
2 nights ago I was chillin' with a friend of mine at my house. Suddenly we heard a big thunder storm coming our way. My friend said how much she loved Thunder storms so, out of boredom, we went onto my porch and was hung out there. We got on the subject on scary movies and such. I told her that this would be a perfect night to scare some people. We thought for a second. She said that we should scare my friend Rob (he has a nag for being a wuss). She called his cell(making up some lame excuse to call) and it turned out he was just chilling alone at home watchin' a movie. We both had a taste for theatrics , so we thought "how could we scare him?" Me and her are big Batman fans, and I ALWAYS make fun of BB to everyone's amusement (I could do a killer Michael Caine impression) so just out of randomness, I turned to her and said, "Batman?" in my Bale voice. I really had no plan. I just tend to say, "Batman" or "I'm Batman" when it gets quiet and awkward. She jumped up and agreed. "Yes, Batman!" she exclaimed.
So, I went into my basement where I have a custom Batman Begins costume neatly posed in a dark furnace room(Yes, I'm a loser I know). I put it on. We drove to Rob's house. He lived about 10 minutes away in a nice neighborhood. Mainly seniors inhabited it. Plan would be that I would pass by his living room window a few times and hopefully catch his eye, luring him outside in the rain and scare him. So I jumped his fence to his backyard, my friend behind me, and perched myself on his air conditioner. Rain falling, lighting, I was totally soaking up the moment. So I began to appear in front of his window. He never looked over. So I made some noises. Tapped the window and what not. After about 10 minutes or so there was no response.
Suddenly we heard the back gate open. 2 men emerged. One of them shining a big flashlight at my face. Seems good ol' Rob called the po-po on Batsy. I immediately took a look at Rob's face which was now smiling. "Oh my god" he said. The cop, completely ignoring Rob, said "Sir put your hands where I can see them."
Well here comes the idiot in me. I knew Rob knew I was Batman. So what's the worst that could happen? Batman doesn't halt for the police.
I shouted, "I'm Batman." in the best Bale voice I could muster up, and darted across his lawn. As this was happening Rob and my other friend explained the situation as I was running around in circles on Rob's 8 foot lawn lol. The cop understood and laughed it off. But told us to never do it again.
Best night of my life.
2 nights ago I was chillin' with a friend of mine at my house. Suddenly we heard a big thunder storm coming our way. My friend said how much she loved Thunder storms so, out of boredom, we went onto my porch and was hung out there. We got on the subject on scary movies and such. I told her that this would be a perfect night to scare some people. We thought for a second. She said that we should scare my friend Rob (he has a nag for being a wuss). She called his cell(making up some lame excuse to call) and it turned out he was just chilling alone at home watchin' a movie. We both had a taste for theatrics , so we thought "how could we scare him?" Me and her are big Batman fans, and I ALWAYS make fun of BB to everyone's amusement (I could do a killer Michael Caine impression) so just out of randomness, I turned to her and said, "Batman?" in my Bale voice. I really had no plan. I just tend to say, "Batman" or "I'm Batman" when it gets quiet and awkward. She jumped up and agreed. "Yes, Batman!" she exclaimed.
So, I went into my basement where I have a custom Batman Begins costume neatly posed in a dark furnace room(Yes, I'm a loser I know). I put it on. We drove to Rob's house. He lived about 10 minutes away in a nice neighborhood. Mainly seniors inhabited it. Plan would be that I would pass by his living room window a few times and hopefully catch his eye, luring him outside in the rain and scare him. So I jumped his fence to his backyard, my friend behind me, and perched myself on his air conditioner. Rain falling, lighting, I was totally soaking up the moment. So I began to appear in front of his window. He never looked over. So I made some noises. Tapped the window and what not. After about 10 minutes or so there was no response.
Suddenly we heard the back gate open. 2 men emerged. One of them shining a big flashlight at my face. Seems good ol' Rob called the po-po on Batsy. I immediately took a look at Rob's face which was now smiling. "Oh my god" he said. The cop, completely ignoring Rob, said "Sir put your hands where I can see them."
Well here comes the idiot in me. I knew Rob knew I was Batman. So what's the worst that could happen? Batman doesn't halt for the police.
I shouted, "I'm Batman." in the best Bale voice I could muster up, and darted across his lawn. As this was happening Rob and my other friend explained the situation as I was running around in circles on Rob's 8 foot lawn lol. The cop understood and laughed it off. But told us to never do it again.
Best night of my life.
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