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Kindergarten Cop 2... with Dolph Lundgren

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I thought the original Kindergarten Cop was, aside from a couple of scenes, crap. Even as much as I love Arnold. As such, I had no interest in a sequel.

But with Dolph stepping up? They just got my curiousity! Damn them!
 
"Who is your Grandfather and what does he do?"

"My Grandpa was called Apollo Creed"

":wow:"
 
Dolph: "Why did you pull her hair?"

Kid: "Because I thought that it'd be fun."

Dolph (leans in): "I must break you."

Kid: (Wets himself).
 
"Kindergarten Cop 2... with Dolph Lundgren" implies the film is above the actor, when it's very much the other way around.
 
Kid-I'm allergic to peanuts

Dolph- if you die. You die

Kid- *craps self*


This would be even more messed up with van damme
 
hmmm...i'll give this a shot. the images in that link look pretty funny and i'm interested in seeing Dolph in this type of role
 
I will only watch this movie if there is a scene in which a kid scrapes their knee and Lundgren says "if he cries he cries".
 
My sequel pitch is still better. A remake of Infernal Affairs/The Departed with a returning Arnold, Danny DeVito in the Matt Damon role and Mark Wahlberg literally repeating his performance as Staff Sgt. Dignam.

Blood, betrayal, poop.
 
A missed opportunity to tap the Chinese market by casting Jet Li opposite Dolph as a mysterious foreign-exchange teacher. The Chinese title already has a fantastic-sounding franchise name in King of the Demon Children.
 
Oh God...it's the Trailer (and a short one at that). They've even got an 90s style voice-over guy.

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Looks like a fun time, I'll watch it.
 

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