My review, I love this movie.
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A good film just got a lot better. I watched the TR as a rental because my wife ordered it from Netflix and I thought it was cool. It was like a reunion, Bloom is a hero, Liam is a mentor, Marton is a villain. Now the guy who started this whole directors cut thing with Blade Runner gets another go round, and thank God, because hes turned a good movie into an epic.
Critics are always asking for something different and when they get it they hate it. Ive read a few of the reviews of the theatrical release, either middling or negative, and I could not disagree more with their main attack points on this movie. Balian is not interesting or a great hero, no ******* **** Sherlock! He is a pathetic puppy dog eyed Silent Bob. You know why? His wife and son are dead. Now in most movies you can say to the hero, lets go on an adventure, lets do a heist or here have a donut, and thats it, he is a smiling flawless hero again. Not this guy. To me the fact that he is a pathetic loser ****e who only wants forgiveness for his sins makes him an interesting character. He is definitely not a wise old tough guy. He was like Kevin Costner in the Untouchables or Kyle McLachlan in Twin Peaks, or Keanu Reeves in the Matrix trilogy, we are fighting evil with
this guy? Oh boy are we screwed.
The whole film leads to a surrender, Balian surrenders Jerusalem, **** film critics are intelligent! Why arent these guys working on cancer research or world hunger? The surrender of Jerusalem actually happened. Its not like he ran out to meet the first rider with a white flag, he rigged up Jerusalem with an impeccable defense and forced Saladin to offer terms ( I love that scene where Balian visits Tiberius and picks up that model of a siege tower, and he turns it over and he has it locked in his mind, what it is and how to beat it, engineering to the rescue). To Balian the women and childrens lives were more important than stones, what an *******. And this viewpoint that trade was more important than religion for Europe turning to the holy land? It was the dark ages, there was a mini ice age, and people were eating children. I do not find it inconceivable that the Middle East was the new world three hundred years before the new world. Trade, religion, politics, these things are all mixed together, hey hey thats life, thats what people say, flying high in April, shot down in May
The battles are not involving, they are pretty but we are not involved. Ive seen lots of battle scenes but Ive never seen anything like Balian riding out against Nasirs advance force to protect Kerak. The horizontal column becomes a vertical column that becomes the wings of a bird. I thought that was awesome and not an Orc, Ogre or inspirational speech in sight, we are riding into certain death, cool lets go. The dark skinned people of another religion are NOT the bad guys! Deal with it. The Christians are all evil, wrong; Godfrey, King Baldwin IV, the Hospitaller, Tiberius, Balian all good, Guy and Reynard bad, Templars bad. I can accept Templars bad, the Pope fired em all.
I admire the philosophy of the film. I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that. You are not what you were born, but what you have it in yourself to be. Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee (God will understand us burning the bodies says Balian, how many battles did God win for our people before I came along asks Saladin). Speak the truth, always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless. Do no wrong. That is your oath. Who is a man who does not make the world better? A better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience. A kingdom of heaven.
In movies either highbrow (Unforgiven) or lowbrow (Stargate) it is killing and violence that brings the hero back to life. For Balian it is taking care of his people, bringing justice and water to Ibelin (and boning the rather married Sybilla, I didnt say he was a saint). That really spoke to me (the caring part, not boning Sybilla, well maybe a little), any idiot with two cents and a pulse can kill, to take responsibility for your actions, to take care of your lands and your people, that is being a man. Politics isnt about faith and ideology, its about water, roads, trade, health.
There is this spoken word bit on the song Refuge on the Live at Stubbs album by Matishayu (a Hasidic Jewish rapper from Crown Heights, Brooklyn who says the word Jerusalem A LOT), we dont know what a leader is, what a king is today. The King was his people, when they felt pain; he felt pain; he was a general on the front lines who would fight and die for his people, he was a warrior, a provider, a poet for his people. Like in Braveheart, noble? What is it to be noble? Taking care of your people, not having a title.
Tiberius and King Baldwin IV (KB4 to his friends) are certainly dignified and regal, but they are playing a political game, not ruling with justice, not ruling from conscience. Saladin promised he would take Jerusalem but it was these guys hemming and hawing that made it possible. Reynald finds the idea of a kingdom of heaven laughable, KB4 and Tiberius snicker when Balian tells them the advice of his father was to be a perfect knight. Without faith and nobility a knight is just a sword for hire, a childs toy.
Tiberius is like, Oh Reynard if you were not protected by your title, screw his title kill him! KB4 is like, Balian, protect the road, look out for the Muslims and Jews, hey KB4, kill Reynald and Guy, itll be a lot easier. As soon as Nasirs advance force rode on Kerak they should have come to Reynalds head on a spike in the middle of the road, they should have seen this hideous monster (Brendan Gleeson, excellent as always, is I Went Down ever going to be released on DVD?) reduced to a vulture happy meal. When Saladin comes for Jerusalem Tiberius says, Im bailin Balian, Im off on the road to Cyprus. Thanks dude, appreciate it. KB4, Sybilla and Tiberius ask Balian to kill Guy! We dont have to do ****, we have a hero! What they have is a perfect knight, he aint gonna go for it, not now, not ever. Sybilla you cant spare a little ear poison for this arrogant homicidal loser? I thought it was great that when Saladin suggests Nasir should of killed Balian, Nasir says maybe I should have had a different teacher; virtue is not a matter of convenience.
The visuals of this film are truly amazing, from the snow at twilight in the Spain substituting for France village to sprays of blood on the battlefield. Ridley Scott knows what works and what doesnt with horses, swords, arrows, battles, entrances and monologues. It is like everything he has ever learned is in this movie. It is a visual splendor. The middle eastern parts, are played by actors from the middle east! Wow! Thats a new one! Sybilla is a woman not a girl, I am so sick of all these movies with these little girls pretending to be women.
Did I call Balian a ****e earlier? The directors cut lets us see that his half brother, the bishop and the local lord are pimpin Balian like a two ruble ****e in Minsk. The extra footage of Balian in jail, reminiscing over his wife, of Godfrey having flashbacks to his youth, Godfrey and the Hospitaller eating dinner with the local Lord; pretty much everybody is related in some way, they all expand on the characters and give them so much more depth. Sybilla is a woman not a girl, I am so sick of all these modern movies with these little girls pretending to be women. The subplot of Sybillas son totally severed any connection she had to the fair maiden princess stereotype. She has committed the ultimate crime, the ultimate sin, but she did it out of love, a love that cost her Jerusalem. She is so damaged it makes sense her and Balian are together. The final fight with Balian and Guy shows that even at the very end Balian will not sacrifice his principles. I really wanted Balian to split open Guys head like melon, give him a Godfrey special, but I guess thats virtue. This is a truly epic and challenging film and thank you for the recommendation Obsidian.