"Kiss my grits! :mad:" - and other silly sayings

[Mee]

Share and discuss your favorites. Your least favorites.

Or ones your Aunt's cousin's third wife used to say but have never caught on.

Say say say.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[fangrl06]

"You know what really grinds my gears...?"

 

[Mee]

That's not an old saying.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

 

[tzarinna]

Least favorite:
"When are you getting married and having kids?"
That **** is tired.

 

[Darthphere]

I find it funny when my mom calls me a son of a *****.

 

[Movies205]

My friends and I use to say "Chew the Cactus" instead of "Bite the Bullet", it was a druggie thing... Had to do with the fact that San Pedro Cactus is legal, but getting the mescaline from it is illegal, so to take a "trip, you need to chew the cactus...

 

[Mee]

"You can want in one hand and cry in the other!"

How bout I slap you with one hand and gag you with the other?

 

[ghost_x]

'Worse things happen at sea'

My lord, this one pisses me off, does anyone know if worse things do indeed happen at sea?

 

[Darthphere]

You can't have your cake and eat it too. **** you *****, I'm eating that cake.

 

[Immortalfire]

That's not an old saying.

It is if you knew Hype member, Blight.

 

[Mee]

It is if you knew Hype member, Blight.

Oh I know him. I missed his Hype years, but I know him on another site.

Another of his-


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-Blight

 

[Movies205]

It is if you knew Hype member, Blight.

aww man I remember Blight, he got banned for making fun of EML Dead mother, and EML subsequently got banned for making fun of Excellisor or some bull**** like that becomign the first SHH! mod to be banned, then PeaceKeeper followed in his footsteps

 

[Speedball]

"You know what really grinds my gears...?"

"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."


t:

 

[Movies205]

Oh I know him. I missed his Hype years, but I know him on another site.

Another of his-


""

-Blight

Does he post on LSP now or are you talking about another site?

 

[Mee]

Yeah he's on LSP.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

He's got his own section.

It's mostly just ""'s and ""'s and then some swearing.






"Just between you, me and the fence post...."

 

[Mee]

He's got his own section.

It's mostly just ""'s and ""'s and then some swearing.

And Kirsten Dunst worship.

 

[unstoppable]

"When you kill somebody make sure you eat their heart to gain their courage, their rich tasty courage"

 

[Mee]

I find it funny when my mom calls me a son of a *****.

Heh.


But, maybe you're adopted?

 

[ComicChick]

"shoot me in the face and call me sally"

my friends and i will actually say this for laughs when we're in really stupid situations just because it's so random

 

[JP]

"Oh, you just want to have your cake AND eat it too!"

Um, yeah.

 

[jimmy]

 

[C.F. Kane]

"I'll bird-dog it to you."

Actual phrase my mom once used.