Lana's luck with guys...is it her? (humor)

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Isn't it funny how Lana basically sucks at relationships? Clark, Ian (JTT), Jason, the magnetic dude, that guy from Lost, Lex (eventually), Clark again, and prolly some other dudes I can't remember.

Only in SV can a girl looking as beautiful as Kristin Kreuk can have problems gettin' a guy. :p
 
It's not her fault, it never was. Most of em went all psycho anyway lol.
 
That's the breaks when you are the lead damsel-in-distress on a show about a Superhero. :)

Let's face it.. the name "Lana Lang" pretty much implies no happily ever after. Just a lot of kidnappings, stalkers, and heartbreak.

Sucks to be her. At least she's gorgeous. ;)
 
she ends up as first lady, thats not too shabby
 
LostSon88 said:
Isn't it funny how Lana basically sucks at relationships? Clark, Ian (JTT), Jason, the magnetic dude, that guy from Lost, Lex (eventually), Clark again, and prolly some other dudes I can't remember.

Only in SV can a girl looking as beautiful as Kristin Kreuk can have problems gettin' a guy. :p
Clark again?!

They get back together in season 6?
 
Oh no no i'm referring to their hook-up last season as their 2nd go around. Their first time was like that one day before he took off for Metropolis under red-K.

But then again...I wouldn't be surprised if they had ANOTHER go around for Clana sometime this season.
 
KalKai said:
It's not her fault, it never was. Most of em went all psycho anyway lol.

You know what I thought would've been interesting? If TPTB introduced a NORMAL boyfriend for Lana, kinda like the SR route w/ Richard White.

Alas, that's never gon' happen. It would've created an interesting dynamic to the show IMO, introducing a geniune good guy/boyfriend for Lana to the show that ISN'T Clark.
 
LostSon88 said:
You know what I thought would've been interesting? If TPTB introduced a NORMAL boyfriend for Lana, kinda like the SR route w/ Richard White.

Alas, that's never gon' happen. It would've created an interesting dynamic to the show IMO, introducing a geniune good guy/boyfriend for Lana to the show that ISN'T Clark.

Whitney was a normal BF, too bad he had to die.
 
Yeah but he was also kind of a jerk. I'm talkin' a goody goody...someone that is as much of a boyscout as Clark is. Someone that Clark can't NOT like...a genuine nice guy that is good to Lana, etc.
 
It is Lana, seriously she's had three long time relationships since Smallville began

Whitney: Died, his father died.
Clark: His father died
Jason: Died, Lana Killed his mother.

Now if I were Lional Luthor I would be watching my back, each of her three main boy friends lost a parent while going with her. If you're a character that doesn't need to live i.e. Clark and Lex stay away from her, you will be dead inside the year.
 
LostSon88 said:
Yeah but he was also kind of a jerk. I'm talkin' a goody goody...someone that is as much of a boyscout as Clark is. Someone that Clark can't NOT like...a genuine nice guy that is good to Lana, etc.

So Richard White then? :confused:

:p
 
^^^^^^^i hope not. i want to stay as far away from the other property as possible.
 
KalKai said:
Whitney was a normal BF, too bad he had to die.

There was a poll on another site asking who was the best boyfriend for Lana and I voted Whitney. He was totally dedicated to her and loved her completely. He was immature to begin with, but he really stepped up, especially at the end of the season.

Too bad she didnt feel the same way. :(
 
Whitney got so much hate I remember in Season 1 people really wanted him to go. But he would have been interesting to keep in terms of character development. But that would be asking to much...

Personally I would have like to see her with another future DC character for fun
 
MJD said:
It is Lana, seriously she's had three long time relationships since Smallville began

Whitney: Died, his father died.
Clark: His father died
Jason: Died, Lana Killed his mother.

Now if I were Lional Luthor I would be watching my back, each of her three main boy friends lost a parent while going with her. If you're a character that doesn't need to live i.e. Clark and Lex stay away from her, you will be dead inside the year.

Don't forget, Adam died too. Of all of her exes, Clark is the only survivor.
 
Kaboom said:
technically clark died too
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Man! She's as bad as Maggie O'Connell. All she needs now is to have one of her boyfriends get hit with a satellite, and knowing SV, that could very easily happen. :p


(10 cyber dollars to the first person who "gets" it.)
 
Pay up, my Northern Exposure loving friend. :D

I loved Maggie too...Maybe I have a thing for messed-up lead females?

Back to the best boyfriend for Lana, and excluding Clark (because he's perfect and has no competition, ever), I really liked Jason. He was adorable, and sweet, and I think he really loved her. Granted, the Oedipal leanings overshadowed by homicidal tendencies were a bit of a drawback, I know. Other than that, he was great...!

:D
 
i hated that when we first saw him because when Lana kissed him in just thought, "wow lana turned into a ****". And what was with all that trivel he was on aboutt he gift. Who does that? You just go "here you go here's you present we're going away this weekend happy aniversary".
 
Serene said:
Pay up, my Northern Exposure loving friend. :D

I loved Maggie too...Maybe I have a thing for messed-up lead females?

Back to the best boyfriend for Lana, and excluding Clark (because he's perfect and has no competition, ever), I really liked Jason. He was adorable, and sweet, and I think he really loved her. Granted, the Oedipal leanings overshadowed by homicidal tendencies were a bit of a drawback, I know. Other than that, he was great...!

:D


Thing about Jason is I'm not convinced he was meant to go bad originally.
I thought he was a great character when he was introduced, he was a funny character. But eventually I think fan outcry of her needing to be with Clark won over, so they made him go bad. I didn't like how they ruined what I thought was a great new character.

He was a good character, and worked really well with Lana. They had good chemistry together. But oh well, he's dead now, so no use worrying about it.:(
 

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