Last Meal

[The Guard]

Cheerleader.

 

[ttotheusher]

Cheerleader.

Edit, it was a bit smutty.

 

[chaseter]

My grandmother's Thanksgiving day extravaganza.

 

[Bubonic]

Oh so we put stars to conceal swear words but we can hint at eating ***** in the last meal thread, got it.

 

[Majic Walrus]

34 pounds of split-pea soup and one vial of syrup of ipecac.

If someone is going to kill me, they're going to regret feeding me first.

 

[Silk Spectre]

Bacon Cheeseburgers, w/o pickles, lettuce, mayo, or mustard.
Ice Cream from Cold Stone
Shrimp
Cheesecake
Coke

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Joojeh kabab, mastoh khiar, dough, somagh, zaffaron, rice and kabbabed mushrooms and onions. Then, Pizza, Pasta and Lazagna with Coke and to finish off a bunch of Tacos with Water. For desert; Wonderbar Ice Cream Cake and some Lactase pills.

That kid from High School Musical?

 

[Captain Planet!]

That kid from High School Musical?

He doesn't taste good. Trust me.

 

[Tanin]

Ramen and Turkey Burgers

 

[Silverstein]

What did Jesus have at the Last Supper? Religious or not, you've got to think whatever they had must have been an amazing last meal. I was going to make the joke that the food was so good that no one is even sitting across from each other. But I don't want to be blasphemous...Someone tell me if it's okay to make that joke..

 

[Bubonic]

^compared to the vast variety of foods we have now I doubt what he had was all that great, plus Jews have all these things they can't eat that taste awesome.

 

[Silk Spectre]

^compared to the vast variety of foods we have now I doubt what he had was all that great, plus Jews have all these things they can't eat that taste awesome.

Yes, like bacon cheeseburgers. No pork, and no dairy with meat, the shame!!!

Just looking at Gelfilte fish makes me want to vomit.

 

[Bubonic]

Yes, like bacon cheeseburgers. No pork, and no dairy with meat, the shame!!!

Just looking at Gelfilte fish makes me want to vomit.

Like giant fishy rice crispies!

 

[tzarinna]

That **** is good, terrible texture though, blech.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Are we talking a meal, or a food orgy?

I would want a Rosati's thin crust pizza (pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, black olives, sausage, pineapple), a Baloni's reuben sandwich, a Mc D's quarter pounder, seven layer Mexican dip and chips and homemade buster bars.

 

[Silk Spectre]

Like giant fishy rice crispies!

Looks better than that kind in a jar. The jarred kind looks like testicles in formaldehyde.

 

[UA-Archangel]

I'd ask for some 100 year old wine.

Freshly made.

 

[Dark Victory]

A quesadilla.

 

[Bubonic]

Looks better than that kind in a jar. The jarred kind looks like testicles in formaldehyde.

lovely visual, thanks!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Buffalo wings with J.D sauce

24oz Sirloin Steak with BBQ marinade
Cheesy mashed potatoes with little bacon bits in them
Garden peas and onion rings

Hot chocolate fudge cake smothered in fresh cream, ice cream, caramel and chocolate flakes on top.

Mmmmmm now that is what I would consider to be heaven.

 

[PyroChamber]

Are we talking a meal, or a food orgy?

For me I'd go with food orgy, if it's my last I might as well pig out.

10 Chipotle fajita burritos, 5 extra large stuffed crust supreme pizzas, 2 buckets of Panda Express' Beijing Beef and Kung Pow Chicken, my mom's meatloaf, a big bucket of KFC Original Recipe, 5 Triple Whoppers with Cheese, some hot wings with blue cheese dressing, 3 T-Bone steaks, Macaroni and Cheese, 4 large McDonalds' fries, 5 ears of Corn on the Cob, 3 servings of Broccoli, and about six 3 liter bottles of pop.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

A food orgy you say?!?!
Mine would consist of about 10 different curries, all spicy of course! 5 portions of pilau rice, 3 naan breads, 3 portions of onion bhaji, 3 portions of bombay potato, 2 vegetable samosas and about 10 pints of Stella Artois.

 

[November Rain]

i'll probably curve the food altogether, wait for a really long time and have 2 1/2 litres of cold refreshing water on a hot day.

 

[Aleena]

My Mom's Thanksgiving.

 

[SLVRSR4]

california condor