Lessons from the wild

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When I was taught the lesson about the birds and the bees, I didn't think that this article would apply but... it does! Especially for the males of the human species. Guys, some of you sure could learn a thing or two from these birdies. Read on:

http://www.verizon.net/newsroom/por...ewsroom_portal_page__article&_article=1062225

MARKED-UP BIRDS BECOME SEXIER, EXUDE TESTOSTERONE
By SETH BORENSTEIN


WASHINGTON - A little strategically placed makeup quickly turns the wimpiest of male barn swallows into chick magnets, amping up their testosterone and even trimming their weight, new research shows.
It's a "clothes make the man" lesson that - with some caveats - also applies to human males, researchers say.

Using a $5.99 marker, scientists darkened the rust-colored breast feathers of male New Jersey barn swallows, turning lighter birds to the level of those naturally darkest.

They had already found, in a test three years ago, that the marked-up males were more attractive to females and mated more often.
This time they found out that the more attractive appearance, at least in the bird world, triggered changes to the animals' body chemistry, increasing testosterone.

"Other females might be looking at them as being a little more sexy, and the birds might be feeling better about themselves in response to that," said study co-author Kevin McGraw, an evolutionary biology professor at Arizona State University.

McGraw said the findings are surprising, in part because the hormonal changes occurred after only one week.

The study was published in Tuesday's edition of the journal Current Biology.

In the 30 male barn swallows who were darkened, testosterone was up 36 percent after one week, during a time of year when levels of that hormone would normally drop.

At the same time, testosterone levels in the 33 birds that didn't get the coloring treatment fell by half, said lead author Rebecca Safran, an evolutionary biology professor at the University of Colorado in Boulder.
"It's the `clothes make the man'" idea, Safran said. "It's like you walk down the street and you're driving a Rolls Royce and people notice. And your physiology accommodates this."

Before you feel superior to these birds, Safran cautioned, people's mating systems are more similar to birds' than we might like to admit.
Barn swallows are "socially monogamous and genetically promiscuous, same as humans," she said. "There are some interesting parallels, but we do need to be careful about making them."

In people, hormonal changes have been observed after changes in behavior. A 1998 study found that loyal male fans of sports teams experienced a 20 percent rise in testosterone when their teams won.
The researchers aren't certain how the testosterone boost happens. It could be that because of the darkened color, the birds mate more often and that changes their testosterone levels.

It could also be that because of the darkened color, other males think the pecking order has changed and that boosts the darker swallows' hormone levels. Or it could be both. The authors said figuring out which theory is right is the next step.

The birds' weight loss is more easily explained, Safran said. The more macho swallows could be spending more time mating than eating or working off the calories, she said.

Most of the time it's the hormones that change the behavior or appearance, but this work shows "it can go more than one way," said study co-author James Adelman, a Princeton University researcher. "It certainly is a very new and interesting finding," said Cornell University psychology and neurobiology professor Elizabeth Adkins-Regan, who had no role in the study.
Metrosexuals ftw!
 
When I was taught the lesson about the birds and the bees, I didn't think that this article would apply but... it does! Especially for the males of the human species. Guys, some of you sure could learn a thing or two from these birdies. Read on:

http://www.verizon.net/newsroom/por...ewsroom_portal_page__article&_article=1062225


Metrosexuals ftw!

I refuse to put on make-up woman, that's where i draw the line.......but a nice car, and good diet, a nice suit, or a tan, well duh. But make-up hells no, the 80's are long gone. I thought this was funny " Before you feel superior to these birds, Safran cautioned, people's mating systems are more similar to birds' than we might like to admit ".
 
So Bella has a thing for birds.
 
I saw something similar on "Nature" on PBS.
It was so sad.
The female birds were attracted to these brightly colored feathers, they colored an ugly shrimp bird's feathers...and he was getting laid left and right.
You could see in his eyes, he was thinking "WTF?! This ROCKS!"

But having tasted this paradise for a time, the dye will wear off, and that bird will be crestfallen. :(
 
HAHA!!!
Yeah...I'm not gonna wear makeup...sorry...but no...
I might be gay...but I'm not THAT gay...
 
I saw something similar on "Nature" on PBS.
It was so sad.
The female birds were attracted to these brightly colored feathers, they colored an ugly shrimp bird's feathers...and he was getting laid left and right.
You could see in his eyes, he was thinking "WTF?! This ROCKS!"

But having tasted this paradise for a time, the dye will wear off, and that bird will be crestfallen. :(


Female birds are shallow and hateful. :csad:
 
That's awesome! I got a permanent marker right here, I'm totally gonna be the big man on Campus!
 
most make up is about faking looking healthy/aroused. so i'll skip the makeup.
 
According to this study, Eddie Izzard should be waist deep in punany.
 
thank you for that secksy report, Bella ;)
 
So, uh, is this advocating guys using makeup on their faces? I'm starting to get some serious 80's flashbacks here.
 
Did you guys talking about make-up actually read the article? :huh: I believe it's saying that the male version of feathers are clothes and cars, and just taking care of yourself in general.
 
this is where the 90's pop group "Color Me Bad" got their name, I must deduce :o
 
So what are we supposed to get out of this? Spend money on clothes and cars?

Never.
 
no, just means look nice, and A) girls will be more attracted and B) if u have a girl she will be much more turned on...

just means know how to dress, dont look like a slob, maybe buy a hot outfit to wear every once in a while (yes that means underwear too), u'll probably even feel better about yourself. once you get over that stupid masculinity issue of worrying what other guys think of your own masculinity :whatever:
 
See, straight guys don't buy "outfits," when they get beyond the age of 8.
 
He isn't?! He better send mine back then.
I imagine he's getting some, but I haven't heard any rumors about him having rock star orgies or anything.
See, straight guys don't buy "outfits," when they get beyond the age of 8.
I had a thought: Prince (the singer) wears outfits, and... well... Vanity, Apollonia, Sheila E. Have you seen these women in their hay day? Hell, now even?
 
Soooo....Bella likes guys who wear eyeliner. Got it.

jag
 
Prince is an exception.



GAME. BLOUSES.
 

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