Lets say you're eating out with some people...

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...2 other people right...you're basically third wheel and have no interest in what it is they happen to be saying at the moment.

It's almost as if you aren't even there.

In the booth to your right is a guy and girl.

The girl gets up to use the restroom and now, with basic math, the guy is the only one in the booth to your right right now.

The people you're with are all over each other...your five senses are amplified...searching...hoping to pick up on something interesting to focus on.

The guy to your right gets a phone call..his phone is vibrating and you can hear it...he answers it...pauses...says in a low voice...

"...Yeah, she just went to the bathroom...yeah...I'm gonna do it right after we leave here at my place...yeah, I got the gun, tape and the rope...in the microwave...just make sure you're in there before we get there...ok...love you, bye..."

He hangs up the phone and picks at his vegetables.

What do you do?
 
Wake up and swear I'll never eat chilli at 1:30 in the morning ever again.
 
...2 other people right...you're basically third wheel and have no interest in what it is they happen to be saying at the moment.

It's almost as if you aren't even there.

In the booth to your right is a guy and girl.

The girl gets up to use the restroom and now, with basic math, the guy is the only one in the booth to your right right now.

The people you're with are all over each other...your five senses are amplified...searching...hoping to pick up on something interesting to focus on.

The guy to your right gets a phone call..his phone is vibrating and you can hear it...he answers it...pauses...says in a low voice...

"...Yeah, she just went to the bathroom...yeah...I'm gonna do it right after we leave here at my place...yeah, I got the gun, tape and the rope...in the microwave...just make sure you're in there before we get there...ok...love you, bye..."

He hangs up the phone and picks at his vegetables.

What do you do?

Excuse yourself to the bathroom as well. Call the police and give them his address. Stay with them and follow them to his place. When all else fails beat him up.
 
I'd demand he stop picking at those damn vegetables and eat them.
 
...2 other people right...you're basically third wheel and have no interest in what it is they happen to be saying at the moment.

It's almost as if you aren't even there.

In the booth to your right is a guy and girl.

The girl gets up to use the restroom and now, with basic math, the guy is the only one in the booth to your right right now.

The people you're with are all over each other...your five senses are amplified...searching...hoping to pick up on something interesting to focus on.

The guy to your right gets a phone call..his phone is vibrating and you can hear it...he answers it...pauses...says in a low voice...

"...Yeah, she just went to the bathroom...yeah...I'm gonna do it right after we leave here at my place...yeah, I got the gun, tape and the rope...in the microwave...just make sure you're in there before we get there...ok...love you, bye..."

He hangs up the phone and picks at his vegetables.

What do you do?
:facepalm
 
Is this person your Friend?

If this guy is your friend, why don't you know he has another Girl [or guy] at home? What kind of friend are you? You should be aware of a friends hobbies and if they have any close relationships.
 
What an odd thread. Did this actually happen or are you just asking a weird hypothetical question.

Also, I would sit as close as I was to the couple your with. I love awkward situations.
 
This thread needs a poll with 45 different options of what to do.
 
...2 other people right...you're basically third wheel and have no interest in what it is they happen to be saying at the moment.

It's almost as if you aren't even there.

In the booth to your right is a guy and girl.

The girl gets up to use the restroom and now, with basic math, the guy is the only one in the booth to your right right now.

The people you're with are all over each other...your five senses are amplified...searching...hoping to pick up on something interesting to focus on.

The guy to your right gets a phone call..his phone is vibrating and you can hear it...he answers it...pauses...says in a low voice...

"...Yeah, she just went to the bathroom...yeah...I'm gonna do it right after we leave here at my place...yeah, I got the gun, tape and the rope...in the microwave...just make sure you're in there before we get there...ok...love you, bye..."

He hangs up the phone and picks at his vegetables.

What do you do?

Follow the guy and his date. When/if **** goes down. It's clobbering time :thing:

Then call the cops afterward.
 
Why would you store all that in the microwave?
 
Someone can easily read the title of this thread way too fast and interpret it as...

nah, too easy, even for me. :dry:
 
Why would you store all that in the microwave?

LOL! That is what I was thinking.

Anyway, depending on the persons distance I would grab him around the throat, & stab him in the juggular.

Then excuse myself & meet the woman outside the bathroom. Explain to her what happend. Take her home, & get some sweet lov'in down by the fire.:o
 
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...2 other people right...you're basically third wheel and have no interest in what it is they happen to be saying at the moment.

It's almost as if you aren't even there.

In the booth to your right is a guy and girl.

The girl gets up to use the restroom and now, with basic math, the guy is the only one in the booth to your right right now.

The people you're with are all over each other...your five senses are amplified...searching...hoping to pick up on something interesting to focus on.

The guy to your right gets a phone call..his phone is vibrating and you can hear it...he answers it...pauses...says in a low voice...

"...Yeah, she just went to the bathroom...yeah...I'm gonna do it right after we leave here at my place...yeah, I got the gun, tape and the rope...in the microwave...just make sure you're in there before we get there...ok...love you, bye..."

He hangs up the phone and picks at his vegetables.

What do you do?

Follow them home. Find a way into their house. Save the girl then bang her only if shes smokin'. :woot::woot:
 
Spawn, are you meant to be the one with the gun and rope?
 
LOL! That is what I was thinking.

Anyway, depending on the persons distance I would grab him around the throat, & stab him in the juggular.

Then excuse myself & meet the woman outside the bathroom. Explain to her what happend. Take her home, & get some sweet lov'in down by the fire.:o

What if the ropes was for kinky sex, and the gun was a water gun for a water fight later that night?

You just killed an innocent person because they like water fights and kinky sex. And Hot Pockets.
 
What if the ropes was for kinky sex, and the gun was a water gun for a water fight later that night?

You just killed an innocent person because they like water fights and kinky sex. And Hot Pockets.

Anyone who likes Hotpockets should die anyway.:o
 
I'd turn on the news the next day and see if there have been any murders
 

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