Discussion in 'DC Comics' started by Varient, Jun 20, 2008.
Darn right Panthro
Yeah, the real version of that painting has always been unsettling for me.
everybody ready for FLASHPOINT?!
I know its probably been posted several times but it still makes me laugh
Only one entry actually involves Batman, but I might as well post it anyway. Enjoy the creepiness.
Hahahahaha, bring it on!
This should have happened in the film
Haha, I love that last guy. "But where did it go?"
There's a You-tube video parody somewhere with a gag like that. I may have posted it a few pages ago, I don't remember. I believe it's from the collegehumor user.
Kim Jong Il to star as everybody in Dark Knight Rises.
I love the Wolverine entry:
"Well, the whole cheerleader gawking thing is soon forgotten for something much, much worse as Wolverine finds out that Mary Jane is his girlfriend -- and he is stoked about it. Now in the normal Marvel universe this wouldn't be a big deal, but in the Ultimates universe, Mary Jane is 15-****ing-years old! Making the fact that Wolverine is not just OK with, but excited about, making out with her extremely creepy and disturbing and illegal.
After some horribly bad hijinks, such as Peter continually impaling himself on Wolverine's claws, it's revealed that they got stuck in each other's bodies because Wolverine is in a perpetual state of not being able to keep it in his pants around teenagers. Jean Grey, who is also a teenager in this universe, switched their minds as payback when Wolverine wouldn't stop hitting on her."
EDIT: The Nightcrawler entry is also hilarious.
I can't get over the Batman/Superman/Tentacle sex one. That's profound.
Fun on a bun
He can also breath in space
As long as were doing the Gutters....
With enough prep time he can
tht right thar... full of win...indeed.
It's almost too awesome for words.
Haha, "loner junk." Even jovial cartoon Cyclops is a dick.
that's not funny, that's just awesome
D'awwwww how cute