London Movie Theater Hires Ninjas To Silence Talkers

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  1. Orb Lord of Demons

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    http://www.digitalspy.ca/odd/news/a...avior-to-be-targeted-by-ninja-task-force.html

    Yes.
     
  2. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Please let this be adopted in Canada.

    Would you believe that the most obnoxious behaviour I've experienced at a movie theatre lately was at Hope Springs? Before that, it was Midnight In Paris?

    I swear to god, middle-aged movie audiences are the worst. At least I know I can call them out without starting a fight I can't win though.
     
  3. Harry_Lime02 This is the girl

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  4. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    theater-sponsored ninjas used to confront as*h*les that text, don't shut their phone off or can't shut the f**k up in the theater or cinema during the film...

    confrontations like that works for me and I love it...

    saves ME the problem of telling them off myself, which I've done several times in the past...
     
  5. Nathan Registered

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    I'll volunteer. And I'll bring my own Ninja suit too!
     
  6. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    I might show one of my managers this article...
     
  7. Lasirius tarifa

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    I'm sure people will talk and whatnot just to see if they can take a look at that ninja hiding in the corner.

    The ninjas should use their ninja stars afterwards.
     
  8. Motown Marvel Crimson and Clover

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    once this becomes a known thing, dont you think people are gonna try to make a commotion just in an attempt to incite a reaction from these "ninjas"? resulting in a bigger distraction than would have occurred had the ninjas not existed in the first place?
     
  9. Lasirius tarifa

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    That's what I say.
     
  10. bullets bang bang

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    There's no way something like this could go wrong.
     
  11. DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs Registered

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    Awesome is the only word to describe that
     
  12. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    Uh...people talking in the theater is a good thing, depending on movie. Comedy, action, horror means people will talk.

    When I watch General Hospital I say D-bag and OH **** out loud.

    I saw MINDHUNTERS in theaters once...I remember this guy saying out loud 'Ass' and I agree. That is Slater's ass in the shower. Best part of the theater experience was that comment. And don't you dare misquote me...
     
  13. jonathancrane I love Marvel, DC & EC!

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    I hate it when people talk during a film. I pay $20 for the film, not to listen to some moron who cannot keep his mouth closed. Talking during a film is never a good thing. They do not need to hire ninjas, just eject the a**holes.
     
  14. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    *sites behind JonathanCrane*

    ETM: AH...HAHA..HA ADAM SANDLER.

    JC: ...

    ETM: OH MY GOODNESS SO FUNNY...HA..HA...HA.

    JC: :dry:

    *ETM leans up*
    ETM: :BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...SUP BRO.

    JC: :cmad: it's just the ****ing opening credits!!!
     
  15. The Guard Registered

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    This will work great until someone has a heart attack from a ninja "silencing" them and dies.

    I'm all for it.
     
  16. Duke Registered

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    I'm definitely all for this.
     
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    Wish my theaters had this,
     
  18. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    How long until one of them gets stabbed by a chav?
     
  19. RetrogradeOrbit Do I look like I'm joking?

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    I want to see photos/videos of these ninjas operating... That would be quite a laugh.
     
  20. marcvader Lurker #1

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    Got a bad feeling about this.
     
  21. Van Petrol Guest

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    Forget the cinemas. I wish the area I live in had these guys to roam around.
     

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