dhandler01
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He literally picks up a practically grown man with one arm and strangles him in the original film and then walks off falling out of a window after getting shot lol. Not to mention plucking Judith’s tombstone from the ground and propping it up in Annie’s bed.
He has always shown traits beyond normal human ability.
That is more believable than anything that happens in this film. Seriously it is ludicrouss. Not even good ludicrous like "how drunk were you when you wrote this" ludicrous. They tried to make him seem like he is some super badass in the scene with the firefighters to the point where they do the cliche "rev the chainsaw" shot and he just wipes them all aside like he is some sort of seriel killer Jedi. (that is a bit of an exagerration) All this while being in his 60s btw. Freddy Krueger couldn't pull off the crap Myers did and he is a demon that lives in your dreams
It is one thing to show strength...it is another to be the slasher film version of Neo in the Matrix.
Red Letter Media friggin nails why the movie is trash...
And I forgot...since they wiped out all of the continuity Michael only really killed 3 people 40 years ago (plus his sister before that I guess) and the whole town is gonna murder him for it. (EVIL DIES TONIGHT!!1!!1!11!!!!) They even mock that in the 2018 film cause it honestly is not that big of a deal in the modern world. More people were murdered like 5 miles from me 2 days ago. No mobs are going to go out and beat the people with baseball bats and kill them because they are some sort of a boogeyman or avatar of evil. It's like they forgot everything that happened in the last film and just said "How can we make Michael Myers scary now that none of his previous films exist and he now looks like a bad cosplay of Mick Fleetwood without the mask"?





I am all for mindless fun (Halloween 4-6 are mindless stupidity) but it at least needs to attempt to make some sense.
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