Lump In My Upper Thigh

[Showtime]

The Amish who work at convenient stores, apparently.

They are so anti.

 

[jaguarr]

The Amish who work at convenient stores, apparently.

Mmmmm....Buttermilk Slurpee!

jag

 

[Fran]

Do that whole "tuck" thing for DL, Fran. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it.

jag

He'll just go "Meh, been there done that."

 

[Mee]

No. Work work. Being an adult, paying taxes, supporting a family, paying the dealer -

Bah.


I've been playing PS3 all day.

 

[Showtime]

PS3? He's teasing Bamfer, nobody has a PS3.

 

[Fran]

Bah.


I've been playing PS3 all day.

 

[jaguarr]

He'll just go "Meh, been there done that."

That's probably true.

jag

 

[raybia]

PS3? He's teasing Bamfer, nobody has a PS3.

I have a PS4

 

[Showtime]

I have a PS4

Sounds serious.

 

[Fran]

Sounds like a paperweight

 

[jaguarr]

Sounds like a lump on his upper thigh.

jag

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Sounds like a paperweight

"Pee-ess-for"

"Pay-pur-wait"

Not really.

 

[raybia]

Sounds serious.

It is, but I don't like how the four was written on the machine with a sharpie.

 

[Fran]

You CAN hear a paperweight.

 

[Mee]

Sounds like a lump on his upper thigh.

jag

Full circle.

 

[Fran]

So it's settled, PS3s cause lumps in a person's inner thigh due to using it as a paperweight.

Write up the contracts, Meeford.

 

[Showtime]

It is, but I don't like how the four was written on the machine with a sharpie.

EBay will do that to you.

 

[Mee]

Write up the contracts, Meeford.

My lumps are gonna be stars?

 

[Fran]

Maybe. But don't get too excited.

 

[raybia]

EBay will do that to you.

Bastards! I want my $50 back!

 

[Mee]

I've got goosebumps on my groin lumps.

 

[Fran]

Okay, now I'm gonna get Showtime on this.

The contracts, not the groin lumps.

 

[Showtime]

I feel violated.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Okay, now I'm gonna get Showtime on this.

The contracts, not the groin lumps.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

cyst or swollen lymph node