Lump In My Upper Thigh

[raybia]

So did you go to the doctor yet?

 

[Monster]

I called the NHSDirect hotline, it's nothing to worry about. It's just a cyst.

 

[raybia]

I called the NHSDirect hotline, it's nothing to worry about. It's just a cyst.

Thats what I suspected. Good job!

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I popped a cyst once on my wrist... jelly stuff came out with some blood. just thought i'd warn you if you decide to pop it.

 

[kane9321]

put some dirt on it

 

[jaguarr]

I called the NHSDirect hotline, it's nothing to worry about. It's just a cyst.

They were able to properly diagnose it over the phone without even seeing it? Do they only hire nurses with psychic abilities?

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

They were able to properly diagnose it over the phone without even seeing it? Do they only hire nurses with psychic abilities?

jag

 

[raybia]

They were able to properly diagnose it over the phone without even seeing it? Do they only hire nurses with psychic abilities?

jag

Well so much for "its nothing to worry about" anymore.

 

[jaguarr]

Well so much for "its nothing to worry about" anymore.

A diagnosis over the phone for something like a big bump like that is HIGHLY suspect.

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

A diagnosis over the phone for something like a big bump like that is HIGHLY suspect.

jag

"It's probably something that is likely to be of the nature of (but not exclusively) a lump that seems consistent with our medical textbooks' examples of what could certainly be called a cyst-like formation."

 

[jaguarr]

"It's probably something that is likely to be of the nature of (but not exclusively) a lump that seems consistent with our medical textbooks' examples of what could certainly be called a cyst-like formation."

Haha! Yeah, that narrows it down, alright.

"Honey, good news! I called the nursing help line and they're pretty sure it's probably not prostate cancer!"

jag

 

[Showtime]

I don't understand why he wouldn't just go to the doctors?