Machine creates to simulate the pain of childbirth

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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  2. Piper Maru Guest

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    No thanks!
     
  3. bullets bang bang

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    Bring it on!
     
  4. Piper Maru Guest

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    Well the other day was fajita night, so I think I'll be experiencing similar pains.
     
  5. Optimus_Prime_ Registered

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    Not interested.

    Now the female orgasm. That looks sort of fun.
     
  6. Lily Adler Politically Delicious (P) (she/her/hers)

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    You do know that's a myth, right. :oldrazz:
     
  7. Specter313 Ghost of all things X

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    Ok, but it's only fair now that they create one that simulates being kicked in the nuts. :o
     
  8. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Women do have an equivalent, they're just not as likely to put themselves in silly situations where groinal kicks tend to occure, that's all.
     
  9. Optimus_Prime_ Registered

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    Oh is it? So women buy vibrators so they can mime Jedi battles after all.
     
  10. The Apocalypse Registered

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    That's why I buy them.

    Wait, what?
     
  11. Lily Adler Politically Delicious (P) (she/her/hers)

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    Exactly. :D
     
  12. Ultimatehero Life is infinite

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    "Do you feel that it's important to feel what your wife is going through?"

    HELL NO!

     
  13. Optimus_Prime_ Registered

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    I didn't realize Jedi's moaned and shook so much when channeling the force. Lot more dramatic in real life than it is in the movies.

    Except for that one scene with Vader in the prequels.
     
  14. Ultimatehero Life is infinite

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    I wonder what happens if he has a wet dream about Padme.

    Do they clean out the suit?

    Probably looks like Carlsbad Caverns in there.
     
  16. Ponyboy Serenity now!

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    That fact someone went to such lengths to create this device makes me hate this whole damn day.
     
  17. Dark Sentinel Registered

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    Is it just me or does Emma Thompson look like Kate Winslet there?? :wow:
     
  18. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Maybe we can use this on captured Al Quaida operatives.
     
  19. Ultimatehero Life is infinite

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    :applaud
     
  20. Brain Damage Everything Under the Sun

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    This thread...
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  21. Sawyer High King

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    Even getting a papercut makes me want to kill myself, so I'm gonna go ahead and pass on this. :o
     
  22. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    What do they shove it up their butt or something? I don't want to watch the video. How do they simulate something coming out of your body?
     
  23. Victarion Iron Captain

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    I thynk yvyery mymbyr of the patriarchy should be subjycted to a run on this machiny.
     
  24. Baramos Registered

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    It causes cramping using electrodes.
     
  25. Pythenis I bring joy to the world.

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    Can we really use the pain tolerance of the Dutch Male to measure this device effectively?
     

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