Machine creates to simulate the pain of childbirth

No thanks!

 

Bring it on!

 

Well the other day was fajita night, so I think I'll be experiencing similar pains.

 

Not interested.

Now the female orgasm. That looks sort of fun.

 

You do know that's a myth, right.

 

Ok, but it's only fair now that they create one that simulates being kicked in the nuts.

 

Women do have an equivalent, they're just not as likely to put themselves in silly situations where groinal kicks tend to occure, that's all.

 

Oh is it? So women buy vibrators so they can mime Jedi battles after all.

 

That's why I buy them.

Wait, what?

 

Exactly.

 

"Do you feel that it's important to feel what your wife is going through?"

HELL NO!

 

I didn't realize Jedi's moaned and shook so much when channeling the force. Lot more dramatic in real life than it is in the movies.

Except for that one scene with Vader in the prequels.

 

I wonder what happens if he has a wet dream about Padme.

Do they clean out the suit?

Probably looks like Carlsbad Caverns in there.

 

That fact someone went to such lengths to create this device makes me hate this whole damn day.

 

Is it just me or does Emma Thompson look like Kate Winslet there??

 

Maybe we can use this on captured Al Quaida operatives.

 

This thread...

 

Even getting a papercut makes me want to kill myself, so I'm gonna go ahead and pass on this.

 

What do they shove it up their butt or something? I don't want to watch the video. How do they simulate something coming out of your body?

 

I thynk yvyery mymbyr of the patriarchy should be subjycted to a run on this machiny.

 

It causes cramping using electrodes.

 

Can we really use the pain tolerance of the Dutch Male to measure this device effectively?