Man Buried with Car and Guns

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http://www.manolith.com/2009/09/09/90-year-old-man-buried-in-car-stylin-and-profilin/

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90-Year-Old Man Buried In Car: Stylin’ and Profilin’

By Stephen Kral on September 9, 2009

Per request, 90-year-old Lonnie Holloway was buried on Tuesday in the front seat of his 1973 Pontiac Catalina. The unusual service, which took place at Rock Hill Baptist Church in Saluda, South Carolina, also included Holloway’s hunting guns, placed in the trunk, and some extra cash – a $100 dollar bill placed in his pocket. Apparently this was the final wish of Holloway, who had died a week earlier on September 3.

Apparently Lonnie Holloway was known around town as the kind of guy to be “stylin’ and profilin’”, or at least according to his cousin Leila Dunn. Another cousin, Johnny McCloud, said, “He was a unique individual. He said when he died, he didn’t want to leave his guns here because somebody might take them and shoot somebody, so he took them with him.”

The pastor at the service had this to say: “This day will be burned in our memories for years and years to come because ‘us’ ain’t never seen nothing like this before.” The hundreds in attendance responded, “Amen.”

After Lonnie and his ‘73 Catalina had been buried, a concrete slab was put atop the grave site to keep looters away from the guns or the car.

Well that's just great. When the zombie apocalypse happens, this zombie is going to have a car and be well armed against the living. :cmad:
 
Just another reason why I am now happy to live in America lol....
 
I appreciate the wasteful nature of this guy. I know that I need $100, a car, and guns when I die. :rolleyes:
 
How the hell does he propose to get a damn car across the River Styx? :rolleyes:
 
It'll be a ghost car, so it's not like he'll die
 
10,000 years from now, archeologists are going to be so confused.
 
Well that's just great. When the zombie apocalypse happens, this zombie is going to have a car and be well armed against the living. :cmad:

You're dumb, everyone know's Zombies are terrible drivers and can't find the safety switch. :awesome:
 
Zombies can't even open doors, he's never getting back out of that car unless the windows are down :awesome:
 
It's not like it's the first time somebody's been buried with their stuff.
 
I think the funniest thing is that this guy was positioned upright in his vehicle with his pimp hat .
 
I see Pharaoh-style burials are coming back in style.
 
Actually, this is more like a 21st century-style Viking burial.
 
Actually, this is more like a 21st century-style Viking burial.
It's the same principle. Both Vikings and the Egyptian Pharaohs believed that they could take their worldly possessions with them to the next life, and thus had them buried with them.
 

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