Man busted for having sex...with a picnic table

[Morg]

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778

I cannot picture a picnic table as sexy unless you got a semi naked girl on it!!

 

[Raiden]

Wow, that's messed up.

 

[Immortalfire]

What the in the name of all that is insanely unholy...

 

[Captain Planet!]

Ew man, all the picnic tables around here have gum stuck to them and ooze some kind of unkown substance.

 

[Immortalfire]

I will never have another picnic as long as I live.

 

[EdRyder]

Oh man,.. Theres DVDs too,..Poor bastard has his picture up there .

 

[knowsbleed]

That poor picnic table.

 

[SuBe]

It Was Eggy! I Saw Him Do It!

 

[The Shape]

What an idiot. He should know that park benches are where it's at.

 

[DorkyFresh]

how did he do it without getting splinters?

 

[Shoemeister]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

The mere visual made me laugh out loud uncontrollably. Hilarious!

 

[knowsbleed]

how did he do it without getting splinters?

It was a metal table.

... and I don't know if that makes it better or worse.


... probably worse.

 

[The Shape]

how did he do it without getting splinters?

He used protection.

 

[terry78]

You can't even do anything with it unless it's got a hole in it. I mean....

 

[EdRyder]

how did he do it without getting splinters?

A quick google gives a phone number for one Arthur Price in Bellvue OH,..Why dont you call and ask him...

 

[CorpusBlack]

He used protection.

 

[Ray-Fu]

Wow...there must have been lots of...wood

I can't believe I went there

 

[SLVRSR4]

I too like the four-legged variety

 

[Remy LeBeau X3]

wow this is ridiculous. Bellevue is like two hours away from me!

 

[Ray-Fu]

You have weird people down there Remy

 

[Dkim]

Woww that's just ridicolous !

a couple of months ago was on the news here that also a guy was arrested for having sex with a pole infront of a couple of kids and also some guy who had sex with a brick..........

 

[Victarion]

So if a picnic table comes does it shoot ya with a geyser of splinters?

 

[AlteredEgo]

hmm, maybe a dumb question, but when did ****ing a table become illegal? didnt he do it in his backyard or in his house i mean, not like i have sex with tables. im more of a chairs man, myself.

and why were there three dvds of that ****? three dvds worth?

 

[Nirvana]

I guess some a picnic table get gets some people's blood boiling...Metal table...must have hurt. Dumb desperate bastard.

 

[Dangerous]

This reminds me of the time I got in trouble with Burger King for having sex with the soap dispenser in their toilets.