Man busted trying to board plane with 44 lizards in his pants

[Halloween]

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7240967

 

[Casius--J]

I'm sure I've read this before

 

[Majic Walrus]

How the hell would you forget?

 

[The Lizard]

First - that's either some pretty roomy underwear or some very tiny lizards if 44 of them could fit in there.

Second - speaking of 44 lizards, Amazing Spider-Man # 44 was the second appearance of The Lizard! Coincidence? I think not!!

 

[AnorexicBatman]

What's the big deal? I have a snake in my pants.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Something like this happened last summer, I believe, only that one was bearded dragons, which are hella fun to have as pets.

 

[terry78]

I could swear Jackie Mason did a joke that started like this once.