Man buying poodle discovers they're actually ferrets on steroids

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ferret-poodle-argentina-125901615.html



Yes, life has officially become more hilarious than fiction.

 

[Darthphere]

What?

 

[NickNitro]

how do you NOT know those don't look poodles....first sign....poodles don't have giant biceps and get angry and smash stuff at the flip of a switch.

 

[Enriquespy]

I always tought Superferret was just a corgy...

...but this is ridiculous.

 

[NickNitro]

Do they fight crime? I think thats the only question we should be asking

 

[Duke]

P.T. Barnum said it best, "There is a sucker born every minute".

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Hmm, roided out ferret huh? ::checks bank account::

 

[Duke]

Hmm, roided out ferret huh? ::checks bank account::

Caveat emptor.

 

[Manic]

If you ask me, he made away with better pets.

 

[redhawk23]

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

jeez, sometimes life and people can be the stupidest ****s...

 

[Enriquespy]

That poor man was just about to loose (lose?) his toes!

 

[terry78]

I honestly believe that is what SuperFerret looks like behind the computer screen.

 

[Piper Maru]

That is terrifying. It would be a terrible way to go being mauled to death by a pumped up ferret.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Wait... I always thought poodles WERE ferrets.

They're not?

 

[Breogan]

Damn cause of this I just had my Chihuahua's DNA tested, and it turns out it's just a tall rat!

 

[Schlosser85]

Even white and with its fur fluffed up, that DOESN'T look like a Poodle...or any kind of dog.

 

[Sawyer]

I'll never stop seeing that thing in my nightmares...

Thanks, guys.

 

[Darthphere]

Is this the new human face satan cat?

 

[Ultimatehero]

It looks cute.

 

[Poeman]

I LMAO'd pretty hard

 

[ThePhantasm]

 

[Ultimatehero]

How can someone not want one?

 

[BH/HHH]

This can't be real lol

 

[Hotwire]

We literally have a thread about super ferrets and SuperFerret hasn't posted in it yet? How is this possible?