Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Cocaine Out of Brother's Butt

[crounsa810]

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...-ounce-cocaine,0,6426492.story?obref=obinsite

Just when I thought I've seen it all...

 

[Quasimod0]

I lol'd

 

[Boom]

I've got nothin' .

 

[Warhammer]

Yo, wtf...

So bizarre.

 

[CelticPredator]

ASS CRACK....Hahahahahah AHAHAHAHA.

 

[Lead Cenobite]

It always sounds more bizarre before you actually read the article.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

ASS CRACK....Hahahahahah AHAHAHAHA.

good one.

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

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:d

 

[Ultra Lantern]

This is very wierd.

 

[Golgo-13]

The title makes it sound like it ate it directly out of his bro's butt crack...

 

[Quasimod0]

He was just hiding it in there

 

[DV8]

they just said "out of his brother's butt" to make this sound more interesting; the cocaine was in his back pocket

 

[Spider-Vader]

 

[Quasimod0]

they just said "out of his brother's butt" to make this sound more interesting; the cocaine was in his back pocket

 

[SpideyInATree]

This thread title was way too misleading.

Kids, don't eat an ounce of cocaine. If you're going to eat a drug...make it marijuana...at least you'll feel good and won't DIE!

 

[Pink Ranger]

2012 is just beginning, but I think this will stand as the best thread title of the entire year.

 

[BillPardy]

Article should have been called, "Man dies after eating brothers crack."

 

[socool]

 

[Lead Cenobite]

The title makes it sound like it ate it directly out of his bro's butt crack...

Yeah I know. They always word these news article titles like something out of a Three's Company script.

 

[Spider-Who?]

I read this article thinking it was going to be some disturbing drug-fueled sexual mishap.

It bothers me that I'm disappointed.

 

[Raiden]

I'm sure even Horatio would be speechless if he had to provide an one-liner for this news.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

It's sad he died but I still laughed. I feel so bad!

 

[Casius--J]

You should feel bad, you're an awful AWFUL human being!

lol but what a crazy world we live in, ummm bad things usually do happen when you ingest a high amount of drugs

 

[Lily Adler]

I feel bad because I seriously LOL'd. Am I a terrible person?

 

[Lasirius]