The Dark Knight Rises Man Freezes Himself Until Release Of The Dark Knight Rises

[TheDailyPigMan]

Newark, NJ – After watching the official trailer for The Dark Knight Rises earlier today, Larry Hake, 24, asked to be put in a cryogenic state at The University Hospital at Newark. Mr. Hake elected to freeze himself with no promise of revival, because he could not bear to wait another six months for the final installment of the Nolan-directed Batman series.

“What’s the point?” said Mr. Hake as cryoprotectants were administered to his body in order to prevent freezing. “I have a sh**ty clerical job and no girlfriend. My life is a desert broken only by the occasional oasis that is Christopher Nolan.”

Cryogenicists at The University Hospital at Newark, New Jersey preserved Mr. Hake’s body in low temperature, and will attempt to resuscitate him in July, just ahead of the movie’s release.

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[bgates87]

Good for a laugh.

 

[dark_b]

if only this was real. i would freeme myself.

 

[Mako]

 

[dinste1]

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

Wow! If it were only true, demolition man all over again.

 

[C. Lee]

This is the third thread you have made on this....stop it.