Man goes to dentist appointment...naked

[Immortalfire]

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/sha...ODD_Naked_Dental_Patient.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm

STRATFORD, Conn. — Police say a Connecticut man has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked.

Police say 41-year-old Christopher Hoff, of Stratford, also was five days late for his appointment.

Authorities say Hoff entered Optimus Dental's office Monday with nothing on. A startled female receptionist screamed, and he ran away.

Officers went to his home, and Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office, where the receptionist identified him.

Hoff was charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting.

He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home. It's unclear if he has an attorney.

What the heck

 

[Prison Mike]

Oh Kenshin! you silly goose...

 

[Immortalfire]

Connecticut ...I was thinking maybe BlackLantern

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

That's...odd...

 

[Eric Brooks]

eh, not surprising in the slightest

 

[Prison Mike]

Connecticut ...I was thinking maybe BlackLantern

Kenshin has a dentist appointment today. I immediately thought of him.

I could see BlackLantern doing this too though.

 

[Wiseman]

Maybe he thought he was supposed to be the one drilling the holes

 

[imaperson2]

eh, not surprising in the slightest

where do you live?

 

[Majic Walrus]

"Open wide."

 

[Immortalfire]

where do you live?

A place where being naked at the dentist is an everyday thing, apparently.

 

[piccolo]

Maybe he just wanted to have a different type of cavity filled.

Thats all I got for this one.

 

[Wolfwood]

Optimus Dental?

 

[Immortalfire]

Optimus Dental?

I would go to that dentist. And I'm terrified of teeth doctors.

 

[kane9321]

wow

 

[Suirou]

Maybe he just wanted to have a different type of cavity filled.

Thats all I got for this one.

Should've said, looks like he has been to the dentist few time so he knows the drill.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Maybe he thought he was supposed to be the one drilling the holes

Win.

 

[redmarvel]

"Open wide."

And say awwww

"I see you, when I'm walking in my sleep"

 

[Mike_D202]

Maybe he thought he was supposed to be the one drilling the holes

I almost deficated myself laughing. Hats off to you, sir.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Ok, which one of you Hypesters was it?

 

[terry78]

Optimus Dental.

Slogan - Give me your face.

 

[knowsbleed]

Maybe he thought he was supposed to be the one drilling the holes

Oh, the mental images you always create for us are truly devious... kudos.

 

[Eggyman]

I think he misunderstood when the dentist said 'Come back next week for a filling.'

 

[Sam Fisher]

I think that dentist chair would be a bit uncomferable to get it on.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

<insert sex or transformers joke here>

 

[Aesop Rocks]

[Chris Hansen] Now here'ssss a guyyyy.....lookin' to score sex.....with his dentist....[/Chris Hansen]