Man has sex w/ Hedgehog to cure P.E.

[LostSon88]

Tears his penis to shreds in the process.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006430098,00.html

Ouch.

 

[enterthemadness]

this fool must've been a blonde, because no body can be that stupid.

 

[Darthphere]

 

[November Rain]

mr jiggywinkle

best nickname ever...

 

[kane9321]

...wow

 

[Morg]

well at least the hedgehog is ok

 

[Boom]

We live in a really, really ****ed up society. JESUS.

 

[Ronny Shade]

WHAT??

wow

 

[jaguarr]

It's...from...The...Sun....

I'll just let that sink in for you for a moment...

jag

 

[Mister J]

I love the opening line...

A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.

Seriously though,

• fantasies of prequel-obsessed fanboys about hooking up with Natalie Portman,
• RealDolls,
• guys digging up and then screwing corpses
• now this.

[Vince Lombardi] What the hell is going on out there!? [/Vince Lombardi]

 

[LostSon88]

It's...from...The...Sun....

I'll just let that sink in for you for a moment...

jag

Naw...you can't make **** like that up. LOL.

 

[jaguarr]

Naw...you can't make **** like that up. LOL.

It's...from...The...Sun...

Fake...news...


jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

Oh. damn. It's lame then.

 

[Darthphere]

Bringin' sexy back.

 

[LostSon88]

Aight...my bad.

Still, I wouldn't be surprised it this were true. They're some ****ed up people out there man...

 

[November Rain]

it took 13 replies for a sonic reference....

that's really worrying now...

 

[TrailerCues]

* fantasies of prequel-obsessed fanboys about hooking up with Natalie Portman,
* RealDolls,
* guys digging up and then screwing corpses
* Al-Qaida declaring war on the Pope over a quote

 

[Erzengel]

it took 13 replies for a sonic reference....

that's really worrying now...

I tried finding a pic of Sonic looking sad and depressed. I could not find anything. I'm sorry I disappointed you.

 

[Immortalfire]

Weird, given that hedgehog's spikes aren't that sharp. At least, the time I held one they weren't.

 

[Nathan]

The Hedgehog was seducing the poor boy. It wasn't his fault.

 

[Ronny Shade]

You'd have to have a really small penis to have sex with a hedgehog

 

[Corinthian™]

what's wrong with Realdolls?

 

[enterthemadness]

They are creeping, that's what. I meant creppy, damn it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

realdolls dont cure PE

 

[Corinthian™]

They are creeping, that's what. I meant creppy, damn it.

it's an expensive Blow-up doll