Man Jailed For Sexing Horse... Twice.

[Eggyman]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1996529.ece

A PERVERT has been jailed for having sex for second time with the same HORSE.

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was on probation for molesting gelding Calico last year. Then he was caught after leaving his underpants in the stable.
But the drunken weirdo returned and committed further indecencies with the same horse, a court in Guernsey heard.
Calico’s owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the next morning. Calico was also “box walking” — moving sideways — a sign of stress.
Le Gallais said he meant to go home but went and “played around” with Calico.
He admitted having sex with a horse and was jailed for three years.

The pic of the horse with blacked-out eyes is pure win.

I guess it's a step up from a park bench

 

[Double Down]

"A mounting stool"? That isn't right. None of it is.

 

[knowsbleed]

Eggy... this reeks of Terry. Did he put you up to posting this?

 

[Eggyman]

No, not at all. I'm just helping him when I can.

Hode it up.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Eggy... this reeks of Terry. Did he put you up to posting this?

Obviously not - he actually posted the article.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The poor horse was walking sideways, haha.


Pickles does too....sometimes

 

[knowsbleed]

That horse's face looks so sad.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I can't imagine a human "unit" being long enough to cause a horse stress. Unless that's a male horse

 

[knowsbleed]

The poor horse was walking sideways, haha.


Pickles does too....sometimes

You better kick that dude's ass.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You better kick that dude's ass.

Or maybe Spoons' name is Leeroy?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Jenkins!

 

[knowsbleed]

Pickles better kick his ass then.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

This brings me back to a different story about a guy, with his friend forced a horse to have sex with them. The guy died after the horses penis more less ripped him inside out. The video is online somewhere.


The funny thing about this story is, the guy doesn't seem to hide the evidence all that hard. He's just like, whatever.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This brings me back to a different story about a guy, with his friend forced a horse to have sex with them. The guy died after the horses penis more less ripped him inside out. The video is online somewhere.


The funny thing about this story is, the guy doesn't seem to hide the evidence all that hard. He's just like, whatever.

I remember that. The idiot did it on a dare too

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I remember that. The idiot did it on a dare too

There is nothing like showing off how cool you are by having sex with a horse

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The only horse I'd have sex w/ is Sara Jay

 

[The Apocalypse]

Mister Ed wouldn't mind.

The only horse I'd have sex w/ is Sara Jay

 

[Ace of Knaves]

LOLZ. Those Channel Islands ay? Crazy places, don't go there after dark kids!

But seriously why are people fascinated with shagging animals? If i caught this geezer firstly I would laugh myself to bits, then I would kick his head in!

 

[knowsbleed]

This brings me back to a different story about a guy, with his friend forced a horse to have sex with them. The guy died after the horses penis more less ripped him inside out. The video is online somewhere.


The funny thing about this story is, the guy doesn't seem to hide the evidence all that hard. He's just like, whatever.

That sounds like a horror movie. Good Lord!

 

[chamber-music]

LOLZ. Those Channel Islands ay? Crazy places, don't go there after dark kids!

But seriously why are people fascinated with shagging animals? If i caught this geezer firstly I would laugh myself to bits, then I would kick his head in!

Guernsey
:facepalm


What is with people on small islands and their need to inbreed/animal loving although saying that their was a man running around my area sexually assulting sheep and he killed them too which I don't know if that makes it worst or not.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Guernsey
:facepalm


What is with people on small islands and their need to inbreed/animal loving although saying that their was a man running around my area sexually assulting sheep.

Sexually assaulting sheep? Damn that's harsh!!

You ain't from Wales are ya?

Spoiler

lolz joking!!

 

[chamber-music]

Sexually assaulting sheep? Damn that's harsh!!

You ain't from Wales are ya?

Spoiler

lolz joking!!

Suburban south east London which is weird. The guys from Dulwich and a drug addict so that might explain it although he must of been on some pretty strong stuff to wanna get it on with a sheep.

Is it more creepy that he killed the sheep then did the deed or did the deed then killed the sheep?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Suburban south east London which is weird. The guys from Dulwich and a drug addict so that might explain it although he must of been on some pretty strong stuff to wanna get it on with a sheep.

Is it more creepy that he killed the sheep then did the deed or did the deed then killed the sheep?

Well, a necrophiliac animal bugger is pretty nasty. But they are both as bad as the other!

 

[Eggyman]

Suburban south east London which is weird. The guys from Dulwich and a drug addict so that might explain it although he must of been on some pretty strong stuff to wanna get it on with a sheep.

Is it more creepy that he killed the sheep then did the deed or did the deed then killed the sheep?

I hope for the sheep's sake that he killed it first.

 

[psychocheeseman]

Having sex with a horse isn't illegal in canberra... provided you aren't doing anything that could be considered cruel to the animal