Man stabs brother over McDonalds Brownie

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Man Allegedly Knifes Brother Over Fast-Food Brownie: Erik Cain Arrested


I'm lovin' it! And I'm not sharin' it.

A Pennsylvania man was arrested on Wednesday night after he allegedly stabbed his brother several times over a McDonald's brownie, The Times-Tribune reported.

Cops said that Erik "Eggs" Cain and his brother Gene Cain got into an argument when Gene cut the treat in half. The share tactic was apparently enough to enrage Erik, because he picked up three steak knives and allegedly slashed and stabbed Gene in the left forearm, left shoulder and right wrist.

"[Gene] thought his brother was going to kill him," so he responded by throwing a television at Erik, police Sgt. Joseph Laguzzi wrote in a report obtained by the newspaper.

Erik fled, but was later collared and charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment, harassment and disorderly conduct.

But it wasn't Erik's first run-in with cops. At the time of the alleged stabbing incident, Erik had been out on bail after being charged with slashing his girlfriend last month, The Associated Press reported.

Editor's Note: This article incorrectly stated that Gene Cain had been arrested. We regret the error.

Damn.

 

[StrainedEyes]

McDonald's has brownies?

 

[lordofthenerds]

So much violence over McDonald's these days.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that found it weird that McDonalds sells brownies. I think there are some McDonalds in some areas that sells unique food.

 

[Lily Adler]

McDonald's is officially the source of all evil.

 

[lordofthenerds]

McDonald's has brownies?

Don't look half bad actually.

 

[Boom]

Is McDonalds putting some kind of narcotic in their food? People are going ape**** over it.

 

[lordofthenerds]

Is McDonalds putting some kind of narcotic in their food? People are going ape**** over it.

Maybe that's been their secret to success all along.

 

[BrollySupersj]

A little early for April Fools, right? guys? guys, right?

 

[Sawyer]

For one of their brownies? No no..... but for some McNuggets? I could see maiming another human being for some McNuggets.

 

[enterthemadness]

McDonald's has brownies?

That what I'm saying!

 

[Wolfwood]

Don't look half bad actually.

I could imagine stabbing my sibling for some of that. I mean, we already fight over lesser **** anyways.

 

[tzarinna]

They must be pot brownies, and I'm still not sure I want one.

 

[Wolfwood]

They really should use it in their marketing "So good, you'll stab a mother ****er for some."

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

 

[Lily Adler]

Is McDonalds putting some kind of narcotic in their food? People are going ape**** over it.

McDonald's is The Order and Ronald McDonald is their demon god.

 

[Hotwire]

So, McDonald's stops using the pink goo, and now look what happens! They replace it with some psychotropic drugs.

 

[Dave McFly]

McDonald's has brownies?

McDonalds has steak knifes?

 

[terry78]

That pink goo is obviously some kind of Yog Soggoth holdover slowly brainjacking the populous.

 

[Anubis]

They sell Brownies?

Oh, and I just realized, their last names are Cain, as in Cain and Abel, the first murder. Which I believe was over a 2 piece and a biscuit.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Symbolism!

 

[Thundercrack85]

They really should use it in their marketing "So good, you'll stab a mother ****er for some."

Sure as hell better than "I'm lovin' it".

I have to say, the fact that the man's name is "Cain" makes the story seem dubious. Then again, not that long ago, a woman attacked a drive thru window because they weren't serving chicken nuggets.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

I'll stick with McDonaldland cookies, I really like those.

 

[bullets]

I feel like eating McDonalds every time they make the news. It's like subliminal advertising.

 

[chamber-music]

I swear we are like a week away from a story of someone sacrificing a cat to Ronald McDonald for a happy meal or something