Man Sues Cops to get his Porn Stash Back!

[The Incredible Hulk]

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2007/09/04/754701.html&cvqh=itn_porn

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. - A man recently released from jail after being convicted of secretly videotaping a woman and a teenage girl has sued a Marin County police department for the return of a massive porn collection taken during the investigation.

Dennis Saunders, 59, filed suit against San Rafael police in Marin County Superior Court after the department refused to give back some 500 pornographic movies and 250 magazines his lawyer described as unrelated to the peeping case.

"There's absolutely no legal foundation for them withholding perfectly legal adult-oriented material," Tiburon attorney Jon Rankin said.

The video collection alone was likely worth at least $10,000, Rankin said.

Saunders, of Healdsburg, was arrested in 2002 and charged with taping the women in their homes at a San Rafael apartment complex where he worked. He was released last month.

A lawyer representing the city said authorities wanted direction from a judge on whether it would be "lawful or appropriate" to return the material to Saunders, who has a history of peeping-related arrests dating back to 1979,

"If the court orders us to give it back to him, we will give it back to him," city lawyer Thomas Bertrand said.

 

[DV8]

give the man his fuacking porn back! jesus!! before he does something else just as or more unsavory as he has in the past . . .

 

[jaguarr]

give the man his fuacking porn back! jesus!! before he does something else just as or more unsavory as he has in the past . . .

Exactly.

jag

 

[tzarinna]

My god, 500 movie and 250 magazines! Lol, now that is a collector.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Holy s**t, that's a lot of porn!

I don't think it would be too bad to give him his stash back--the article said that the porn was of the legal variety, and since he was arrest for charges that will GUARENTEE him not getting laid, the guy will need something to help with the daily grind.

 

[Super Kal]

lol, that's funny

 

[Ben Urich]

At first I thought you meant porn stache.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

LOL well I'd sue to get that back too

 

[terry78]

At first I thought you meant porn stache.

Bow-chicka-wah-wah.

 

[rdh007]

What do the cops want with all that...hey, wait a minute!

 

[jaguarr]

What do the cops want with all that...hey, wait a minute!

Those boys on the force sure do stick together!

jag

 

[Golgo-13]

What do the cops want with all that...hey, wait a minute!

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Manic]

Those boys on the force sure do stick together!

jag

Much like the pages in his collection.

 

[AndThePickles]

So the first thing he thought of when released from jail is *********ing?

 

[Argyle of Sock]

I'm a woman and (though the guy is clearly messed up in the head) I don't even understand the purpose of withholding his...er... collection.

 

[jaguarr]

So the first thing he thought of when released from jail is *********ing?

Haha!

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

So the first thing he thought of when released from jail is *********ing?

Somehow I think a guy with that much porn is thinking of *********ing regardless of the situation.

 

[tzarinna]

True dat.

 

[Carcharodon]

My problem with porn is that it got so boring after a while. I haven't seen nearly as much as I'm sure this guy has, but damn...seen a few you've seen them all.

Unless we get into that weird kinky ****. I'm not entirely down with that.

 

[tzarinna]

I had a bunch of male roommates and had this one girl move in. Young fresh faced to the world type, I guess. She went around cleaning my house top to bottom, all 4 floors. She finds this huge stash of magazines and tapes in the hall closet. She asks me about, I tell her it probably belongs to one of the guys. She acts genuinely surprised. She takes it and moves it all to the basement, needless to say it didn't stay there long, not more than a day I'm sure . ****ing dumb ass.

 

[terry78]

I had a bunch of male roommates and had this one girl move in. Young fresh faced to the world type, I guess. She went around cleaning my house top to bottom, all 4 floors. She finds this huge stash of magazines and tapes in the hall closet. She asks me about, I tell her it probably belongs to one of the guys. She acts genuinely surprised. She takes it and moves it all to the basement, needless to say it didn't stay there long, not more than a day I'm sure . ****ing dumb ass.

You should have schooled her on the ways of the lusty wench.

 

[tzarinna]

She was too busy screwing her boss, cheating on her boyfreind.
So I guess she could've taught me something.
Wait a minute, I think I was screwing my boss too. Nevermind.

 

[terry78]

^You are a filthy child. Setting back the women's movement 70 years and ****.

 

[AndThePickles]

Somehow I think a guy with that much porn is thinking of *********ing regardless of the situation.

You would at least think he'd want SEX when he got outta jail.

 

[Carcharodon]

You would at least think he'd want SEX when he got outta jail.

Seriously, how often do you think a guy with that much porn gets laid? It's there for a reason.