Man surgically attaches iPod to arm

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-implants-magnets-keep-ipod-ready-160934948.html


*insert gag about Apple taking over here*

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Attaching it to his chest was going to make a wiser decision

 

[Ipodman]

I guess he's the Ipodman...

 

[CConn]

Hah!

I always had the idea of implanting magnets into my shoulder, so I could unzip a woman's dress while holding my hands in the air like James Bond did in Dr. No.

People called me crazy for it, but am I? Am I really?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I guess he's the Ipodman...

Glad I reserved that pun for you

 

[Manic]

Velcro straps too simple or something?

 

[Lighthouse]

Don't let this man anywhere near your wallet.

 

[Manic]

Don't let this man anywhere near your wallet.

Or anything that can be erased by a magnet.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Just like in Videodrome, this will turn out well ...

 

[Lighthouse]

Just like in Videodrome, this will turn out well ...

.....I thought Videodrome had a happy ending...more or less......

 

[Pink Ranger]

.....I thought Videodrome had a happy ending...more or less......

It's been a while since I saw it, but doesn't it involve James Woods blowing his own head off? Granted, not so much a tragedy if you're Peter Griffin, but still.

 

[Hotwire]

They say you really shouldn't get too attached to material things.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I'm amazed that people call me crazy, yet there are people like this guy that do things like this that are crazier than anything I have ever done. The human race is such an odd species.

 

[SuperSoldier985]

 

[tzarinna]

His playlists must be absolutely amazing.

 

[Scourge2099]

The article says he's a hipster. I'll bet he tells his friends that he attached his iPod to himself in an ironic way.

 

[ThDWgeek]

Wouldn't the magnet screw with the iPod?

 

[BrollySupersj]

Seems like a remarkably idiotic thing to do.

 

[obin_gam]

So now he can never put his credit card anywhere near that arm. Genius. Or not. *sigh*

 

[RoughNTumble]

i plan to surgically attach shotguns to both of my arms

DIY

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

I'm not impressed unless it can hold a tablet also.

 

[CConn]

So now he can never put his credit card anywhere near that arm. Genius. Or not. *sigh*

I don't know about kind of kinky stuff you're into, but I normally don't rub my credit card up and down my arm.

 

[obin_gam]

I don't know about kind of kinky stuff you're into, but I normally don't rub my credit card up and down my arm.

haha you should try it sometime

but seriously maybe it wont be a huge problem, but I mean, magnets and cards should be as far away from eachother as possible. I wouldn't risk my life savings getting erased just to have a music player close by.

 

[Pink Ranger]

They say you really shouldn't get too attached to material things.

 

[Manic]

I wouldn't risk my life savings getting erased just to have a music player close by.

Credit & debit cards don't work that way. If the card gets wiped, your account remains in tact. Just contact the company and get a replacement card.