Thanks for the topic and the link!
Full thoughts/rants ahoy!
DISCLAIMER: It always seems like I hate Marvel whenever I do one of these solicit comment posts, but I don't. At least 90% of all the comics I buy are Marvel. I am deeply invested and passionate about their universe, and I acknowledge that they have many dedicated writers and even editors. It just sometimes frustrates me when I seem obvious chips in their armor that remain unfixed, and I like to make cynical jokes. I suppose I get harsh because I care so much and I expect better. Man, this sounds like a speech my mom gave me once.
- Is it just me or the fact that even the solicitation to FEAR ITSELF #5 is so brief stand to symbolize how simple a story it is? Bad guy throws hammers to earth that possess people, some of them heroes. Possessed people smash **** up until the third act comes and the heroes have to end it. That is a perfectly find plot to a 22 minute animated cartoon from 1983; but stretched across 7 months at a cost of $28 to read seems a bit much. FEAR ITSELF #1 had a debut of 128k, which is fine for 2011 but lower than SIEGE #1 sold. Marvel will be embarrassed if FLASHPOINT #1 scores higher. Throw in the fact that Fraction is throwing in random social commentary to make the story seem more important and this is already looking like a misfire. But maybe this is deliberate; get people to stop whining about Bendis events by having Fraction write a poorer one.
- FEAR ITSELF: FEARSOME FOUR has yet another reunion of the unofficial "New FF" from the 90's. While covers rarely depict things inside 100%, I will be irked if Johnny Blaze has not only stolen Dan Ketch's jacket, chains, spikes, and powers, but his signature bike, too. Of course, the Hulk is also gray, so it could be a spell or time travel or just a cover. Still, why can't Marvel figure out a way to have two Ghost Riders with their own similarities and key differences in look and power? DC manages to have 4 earthling Green Lanterns and about 14,000 alien versions and keep most of them distinct. Could it be that DC has these things called "editors"?
- Given that Wolverine can barely support two books, much less two spin off titles for his kids, a FEAR ITSELF mini seems dumb. Why couldn't it just crossover with his own book?
- Hawkeye and Spider-Woman hooking up in AVENGERS? Is there an unwritten rule that all archer heroes have to be man-****es?
- While I will be reading ALPHA FLIGHT, it is a shame that their Canadian government will start acting as stupid as the U.S. government usually does towards heroes. On the whole, though, this looks good. The cover a play on Aurora's mental instability? If there was one "newer" AF character I'd like to see more, it's Persuasion/Purple Girl, especially since her dad is hot **** thanks to Bendis. Oh, and hopefully someone told Talisman that her dad's not dead anymore.
- FEAR ITSELF: YOUTH IN REVOLT promises a moment that'll shake Gravity to his core. Given that this is done by the creative team that made him in 2006, I suppose this is the best place to see something like that. I enjoyed the first issue, although I imagine Marvel would have sold more copies if they'd titled it FEAR ITSELF: AVENGERS THE INITIATIVE. They make things so hard for themselves sometimes.
- FEAR ITSELF: THE HOME FRONT #5 looks better, now that the awkward Jimmy Woo story is over, with a focus on younger blood. The Howard Chaykin page stories are always so obvious. It will be interesting seeing someone who isn't Tom DeFalco write the new Thunderstrike, and Fred Van Lente will get in some more Power-Man. As for the main Gage/Speedball story, it is probably the most bleak and depressing thing I have read since CIVIL WAR. Thus far, the citizens of Stamford don't deserve super heroes. Speedball's error wasn't in being reckless, it was trying to rid them of super-villains at all; they sound like they would have loved being ruled by Nitro and Speed-Freak. Stamford is supposed to be a parallel to 9/11, but I can tell you; if a Muslim super hero arrived and tried to save some pedestrians at Ground Zero from some escaped super-villains, and was beaten into the ground for his trouble, New Yorkers would NOT have tried to suffocate him to death and finish him off for the baddies. Maybe Connecticut is different.
- Apparently, every Marvel comic is a FEAR ITSELF tie in
- AVENGERS ACADEMY double-ships again; Marvel are keen on this, and I enjoy it. Given how the kids reacted to Korvac, being self aware to know that they're expendable in the Marvel Universe compared to the "big guns" like Wolverine or Thor, I am curious how they'll react to being in the middle of things themselves.
- Is it just me, or does Mike Deodato make Squirrel-Girl look kind of...generic?
- HERC #6 looks great, although Greg Horn's cover giving Kyknos an unintentional lazy eye is pretty funny.
- HEROES FOR HIRE #10 seems to feature a battle between Elektra and the Shroud, likely with one controlled by Purple Man. I did prefer Shroud as an "undercover vigilante pretending to be a villain" rather than a straight up generic vigilante, but it should be good. Interesting that Killgrave'd be the second mind control villain in the series, after Puppet Master.
- I feel bad for Jeff Parker in THUNDERBOLTS, which also double-ships. He's having Juggernaut and Man-Thing yanked from him. However, he's started to turn that to his advantage, utilizing that to have the T-Bolts tap new recruits in story. The Raft is finished, though, so whoever is on the squad now will be the last ones for a while. Ghost, Songbird, Moonstone, and Mach-V are on the cover, and Satana and Mr. Hyde seem to be there to replace the two obvious members who are gone. I will be watching if Shocker actually does something useful. He could always stand to be amped. He's got the potential to be a Captain Cold figure, but Marvel's stupidly never capitalized.
- FEAR ITSELF: FELLOWSHIP OF FEAR looks to be a cool Handbook, and I'll naturally nab it. Love those things. One of the few things Marvel prices at $3.99 (and up) that is always worth every penny.
- That cover to UNCANNY X-MEN #542 makes me laugh, because it looks like poor Colossus is gritting his teeth because his metal junk is being crushed by that giant hand. Hilarious!
- I do have to say, a cover where Deadpool loses to the Walrus is pretty funny. To be fair, he gave the Defenders a fair challenge in his debut, 'till his powers faded (and Frog-Man beat him by luck and took the credit for it).
- That...whatever it is that is holding Wolverine on the cover of FEAR ITSELF: UNCANNY X-FORCE has to be the stupidest looking thing I have seen in ages. Yes, even the Walrus looks better, because he's not trying so hard to be "kewl". Seriously, it has a CYBERNETIC 'NAD GUARD! He has CYBERNETIC SHOULDER PADS! I wonder if he can join whatever club Onslaught is in! 1995 called, they want their design back!
- SPIDER-ISLAND kicks off with ASM as well as a slew of mini's; CLOAK & DAGGER and SPIDER-GIRL, which will likely seem like issues #9-11 of her canceled series. The overall story seems interesting, although mass duplication of things have ruined the Hulk, and Wolverine, and soon to be Thor. Do Marvel really want to toy with ASM after it's finally doing okay for a long period again? The flip-flipping on SPIDER-GIRL is crazy. Okay, get this; Marvel created Arana in AMAZING FANTASY, and then gave her an ongoing series, that ran a year. She floated around MS. MARVEL for a bit before Marvel decided the best way to relaunch her was to strip away all her unique elements. She lost the "magic armor", and then her totem powers OFF PANEL (editors notes say it happened in GRIM HUNT, but at no point on panel did this happen). Then they stick her in Julia Carpenter's old costume and give her the codename of the MC2 character Mayday Parker. Paul Tobin then has SPIDER-GIRL retcon in an attachment to the Fantastic Four that in no way existed before (while still being a title that features ASM villains like Screwball, Ana Kravenoff and Hobgoblin). Surprisingly, sales weren't there. So now Marvel is doing a 180 and using SPIDER-ISLAND to give Sofia spider-powers again (and having her fight the magic Wasp sisterhood again). Wouldn't it be awesome if editors had half a ****ing brain and could plan anything beyond a year in advance? I saw more long term planning out of the former half of PINKY AND THE BRAIN. Maybe nobody flocks to Sofia because, like DC does to WONDER WOMAN, Marvel changes her set up every other year? The best way to ruin a new character, who Marvel once beat their chest about because she was a Latina starring in her own series, is to keep changing her every season. Bye, bye, Ruby Tuesday...
- Much like many a good thing, Marvel believes you can't have too much of it. Thus, SPIDER-ISLAND. It is compared to MAXIMUM CARNAGE by Tom Brevoort, although the hilarious irony is that was only 14 comics spread out over 3-4 titles. So far, SPIDER-ISLAND is at 12 installments and likely move beyond that. SPIDER-ISLAND: EMERGENCE OF EVIL looks to be a shameless recoloring of reprints for $5. I'll get ASM of course, and I'm on VENOM. I'll get AMAZING SPIDER-GIRL, and likely DEADLY HANDS OF KUNG FU. I am curious about CLOAK & DAGGER but by then my wallet will be stretched, and that's not even getting to SPIDER-ISLAND: DEADLY FOES by Slott & Van Lente too! Jeez, flood the market much?
- This is the start of the Warren Ellis era of SECRET AVENGERS. I gotta be honest...I wanted to give Spencer and he a chance, but Spencer's only going to have 3 issues and Ellis will only have 6...and this is a $3.99 that I probably won't cry my eyes out if I missed. Could it be dropped?
- AVENGERS: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE reminds us that under it's present format, it will still have four months to go. If on time, it will end in November.
- God, the last thing I want to see in a CAPTAIN AMERICA solicit from Brubaker is about something secret from WWII. How many ****ing flashbacks to that war must I sit through!? From Brubaker!? EVERY INSTANT OF STEVE ROGERS' SERVICE IN THAT WAR HAS BEEN SHOWN, AND SHOWN AGAIN, AND RETCONNED, AND THEN SHOWN TWICE MORE! AARRRAAAGGHHHHH!!
- These could be the second to last issues of IRON MAN 2.0 if sales don't improve.
- "CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER" will still be in theaters, and thus some more carpet bombs of spare Cap & Thor material. I cringe at how Marvel will go bat-**** crazy with Avengers spam next year.
- Why is INCREDIBLE HULKS ending? Sales have fallen below THE WALKING DEAD. Pak will leave, and it will be relaunched as INCREDIBLE HULK #1, or #100,000.1A.
- Greg Rucka relaunches THE PUNISHER, a character far from his prime and could benefit from promotion and attention. Sadly, with FEAR ITSELF and SPIDER-ISLAND, it will get buried in the shuffle. Rucka has left DC for Marvel, which probably has to feel like leaving a moron for an idiot.
- I wasn't initially planning on getting Mark Waid's DAREDEVIL, but it looks interesting. Having DD fight Klaw, a sonic wave villain? Brilliant! Even more brilliant? Making or amping DD villains who aren't Kingpin.
- Love how the "all ages" cover to SUPER HEROES has to feature Black Widow doing a broke-back pose in mid-air. This is why girls don't read comics, kids!
- Is it just me, or is that Kree soldier aiming himself right for Sue's crotch in that cover to FF #8?
- Marvel's ripping off DC's idea to sell half-trades as extra-large reprints.
- GAMBIT: FROM THE MARVEL VAULT sounds ancient. Marvel literally stumbled upon some comics behind boxes during office moves and are deciding to sell it because, hey, it's better than collecting dust. 15-LOVE is pretty much the same thing. They usually sell like rubbish, but better than nothing.
- I do have to say, HERC #6.1 looks cool, and his new costume is growing on me already.
- MYSTERY MEN and VENGEANCE both look interesting, but with so much spam I haven't a clue how I'll afford it all. And then Marvel wonder why small books sell poorly. Maybe because you bury the **** out of it? If I was the EIC of Marvel, I would order all my VP's and whatevers of editing to spend a week, one week, stationed to a comic shop to talk to real fans and real retailers, and make notes. Anyone who didn't come up with at least one realistic strategy afterward would be fired. I know, I'm a madman. But comics have been late for worse reasons ("I just couldn't resist Final Fantasy" being Joe Mad's best). But I can already predict, with 99% accuracy, that both these mini's will sell like garbage and then Tom Brevoort will give some holier-than-thou reply to someone criticizing Marvel's treatment of smaller books or unique ideas as, "well, when we sell 'em, nobody buys them."
- Could Jason Pearson, on the cover of X-MEN #15.1, find a way to draw Colossus where it looked like he was trying to force out a steel turd any LESS? Poor Colossus is the victim of so many bad covers it seems.
- This is a sign of the times when the FF have to guest star in X-MEN to boost X-MEN's sales.
- I don't want to see Daken lose to Taskmaster, yet all he does in that series is smugly prove how awesome he is. Why can't Taskmaster ever defeat a credible, named opponent? His reputation must be worse than Arcade's at this rate. The best thing he can claim is fighting James Barnes to a draw, a hero who gets captured about as often as Penny Gadget.
- Wolverine can barely support two titles? Given him 2 extra mini's! Brilliance!
- I imagine Brian Bendis and Mark Millar chatted over dinner or AIM or something, and made secret bets to each other as to who could create an Icon book with the most obnoxious title. With BRILLIANT, Bendis has upped the ante. Expect MY **** IS BIGGER THAN YOURS by Mark Millar and [INSERT FORMER HOT 90'S ARTIST HERE] this winter (which is the prequel to I ****ED YOUR MOM AND SHE WAS CRAP, which Millar will launch with Dynamite).
I'd be more bemused if either had the balls to call an Icon launch, "MY SHAMELESS MOVIE PITCH". I'm not even kidding, I'd buy it just for the honesty.
- Marvel continue to reprint classic Marvelman, only not the REALLY classic run by Alan Moore. So what was the point again?