Goddamnit, Thor is totally getting killed or depowered. I hope it's the latter and we at least get little glimpses of him in his own f***ing comic. Motherf***ers
just did this a few years ago. In a way better story!
The Fearless sounds all right. Valkyrie and Crossbones are fun.
What the f*** is Taskmaster doing hanging out with Cap and Fury?
Oh, separate Hulk and Banner too. Another story that's been done a few times.
F*** the non-Thor-having, still-being-written-by-Bendis Avengers. And f*** Hawkeye's s***ty Ultimate-wannabe costume.
Haha, Tony's actions = drinking again to summon Odin. Iron Man + alcoholism = yet another story that's been done to death. Excellent.
Oh, hey,
Journey into Mystery. At least you still look gooOH S***, WHILCE PORTACIO IS DRAWING? AAAAAAAAARGH!
Ah,
Avengers Academy actually does sound good all-around. Finally. I'm feeling a bit better.
All this "Asgard is forever changed" stuff makes me wonder if it's going to be destroyed and rebuilt in a new Ragnarok cycle post-
Fear Itself. Which is a cool idea... except the current cycle was supposed to be the final one, free of all the things that made those previous Ragnarok cycles possible.
Now here's something cool. I'm liking the
Avengers Origins one-shots. Not just because it's always cool to get more non-Bendis Avengers comics, as far as I'm concerned. I like them because they're focusing on some of the not-quite-A-list Avengers. A one-shot retelling Captain America or Iron Man's origin for the fifty billionth time would be stupid (yes, I see the Thor issue, but I'm ignoring that), but the Wasp and Ant-Man? Luke Cage? The Vision? Hell yeah, people could definitely use a refresher on them. Good idea, Marvel. It's nice to know you still have them sometimes.
Sweet, little done-in-ones with random Avengers.
Avengers: Solo sounds awesome. I'm sure it'll sell like s***, just like every other anthology series anyone's attempted in the past decade or two, but it's nice to see Marvel still trying.
lulz, the new Dark Avengers. I imagine the meeting that spawned this idea went something like this:
Random Editor: Osborn dressing up villains as heroes and calling them the Avengers? How many times can the same concept be rehashed before people get sick of it?
Bendis: Let's find out!
Bets on how many issues of
Avenging Spider-Man Joe Mad can pump out before he absconds on an indefinite leave to play video games again? I say 3. 5 tops.
F***, Loki's in
All-Winners Squad? Has that been any good? Maybe I should pick up the back-issues and start reading it...
Wow, at first I looked at the
DD cover and thought, "Haha, Daredevil vs. some random luchadore? That's kind of silly." But the allusion to Battlin' Jack Murdock should make it interesting.
lulz, baby Magus!
Earthfall still sounds a bit iffy. I hope DnA remember that Earth is extremely special to about half of the Annihilators and at least have them arguing about its destruction amongst themselves.
Thor: The Deviants Saga? I feel like Thor's fought the Deviants before, but it's from a period in his series I haven't gotten around to reading yet. Is this supposed to be a new story or just one of those retellings of old stories by new creators, like
Avengers & the Infinity Gauntlet from a little while ago?
Dang, Machine Man cameo and Patrick Zircher on
Hulk? I may have to start reading that series again.
Haha,
Shame Itself sounds like an actual
What The--?! style comedy one-shot from Marvel. That's awesome. I never thought I'd see one of those again. Definitely picking that up.
Dang, that
Herc cover makes me really, really wish Oeming were drawing that series. I'm not sure who David Hahn is, but I hope he's not as boring an artist as Neil Edwards.
Six Guns sounds kind of fun. I have no interest in any of the established characters from anything prior to that (didn't even know there was a female Tarantula, in fact), but I may give it a try just for the novelty of a western comic from a mainstream publisher. Andy Diggle doesn't hurt either.
Thunderbolts just sounds weird. I'm a bit wary of using time travel for crossovers. But Parker's done a great job so far, so I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Victor Von Doom sounds a little bit terrible. I mean, does anyone really want to see the "youthful, angsty" side of Doom? Dude's plenty angsty in his later years; I shudder to think of how emo he would be when he's still chasing down his mom's soul.
Villains for Hire sounds intriguing.
If not for my knowledge of what an incorrigible bastard Cyclops now is,
Uncanny X-Men might actually sound interesting to me. But I have that knowledge, so... pass.
Does
Wolverine take place in the past? If so, I kind of think I'll be picking these issues up.