Auntie May
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Well, I still think Peter is the love child of Mary Parker and another man...she had an affair with
Nick Fury
Zev said:Mary-Jane is hired to play the lead in a multimillion-dollar action flick by Michael Bay, being shot on location in the Deep South. There, Peter learns that Ben Reilly is still alive. Ben poses as Peter's cousin, dying his hair blonde. The Parkers so love the traditional Southern cooking that they decide to stay even after the movie wraps. Since there are no skyscrapers to swing off of, Peter rebuilds the Spider-Mobile. They dub it the "Uncle Ben."
The Parker boys, assisted by Mary-Jane (who now wears almost exclusively cut-off jeans) and Aunt May, fight the corrupt practices of County Commissioner Boss Norm (now the White Goblin, due to only wearing white, even after labor day) and Sheriff Otto J. Octavius. They also receive aid from the bumbling Deputy Enos Brock and mechanic Robbie Robertson in their quest for justice.
Proving some things never change, local paper magnate J. Jonah Jameson writes scathing editorials about Ben and Pete, despite them being just a couple of good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm...
You should make the thread though because they don't like me over there I spoke out on how Marvel's comics are right now and they got madshinlyle said:Sounds like a plan to me.
All-Star Superman said:You should make the thread though because they don't like me over there I spoke out on how Marvel's comics are right now and they got mad
LarryLegend said:Harry Osborn comes back from the dead and reveals that the Norman we've recently seen is a clone. Harry then kills the Norman clone. Then its revealed that the Harry is also a clone created by Miles Warren. Warren kills the clone and then reveals he's been working all along for Aunt May, who blames Peter for Ben's death.
Orpheus said:May had an affair with Pete's Dad while his parents were together.
mre said:...This actually happened, you know?
I guess we have to do that with a few things. (covers ears and rocks back and forth on the floor.) "It didn't happen, it didn't happen. I'm at Disney land and Gwen had no babies, Aunt May didn't do that."Citizen_Kaine said:Argggggg no mentioning the Trouble Miniseries here please, I have no idea what Milliar was on while writing it but lets just act like it never happened
every time i click this link i get a page sayingAll-Star Superman said:Seeing this thread http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=183991 lets me know it is time to bring back MARVEL'S HOUSE OF WTF
All-Star Superman said:In a shocking plot twist MJ turns out to be a hologram. Wait that almost did happen in the comics.
are you sure it wasn't captain america?Auntie May said:Well, I still think Peter is the love child of Mary Parker and another man...she had an affair withNick Fury