McDonald's Employee busted selling Heroin in Happy Meals.

[enterthemadness]

http://rt.com/usa/happy-meal-heroin-pittsburgh-398/

Law enforcers in Pittsburgh arrested a McDonald’s restaurant staffer, who allegedly sold heroin in Happy Meal boxes. Customers got their dose after saying the code phrase: ‘I'd like to order a toy.’

let's all CSI: Miami the **** outta this.

Looooks like customers here are getting a pick me up in their happy meal.

Looks like these happy meals come with a bit extra.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I always suspected a Happy Meal had some horse in it, but not like this ...

 

[NickNitro]

I always wondered why McDonalds was so addicting to people.

 

[Feenix]

Ingenious!

I mean, bad McDonald's employee...

 

[Pink Ranger]

Breaking Burgers

 

[KevanG]

They had something like that up around here a few years back with someone dealing weed out of a local Tim Hortons drive through. They asked for a 10 pack of timbits, which had been phased out years ago, and that was the cue for the transaction.

 

[Schlosser85]

 

[Holiday]

They had something like that up around here a few years back with someone dealing weed out of a local Tim Hortons drive through. They asked for a 10 pack of timbits, which had been phased out years ago, and that was the cue for the transaction.

See, that's actually clever, but anyone could pull up to a drive through and say, "I'd like to order a toy" without the intention of secretly buying dope.

 

[NickNitro]

Imagine all the families that actually just wanted a toy?

 

[KevanG]

See, that's actually clever, but anyone could pull up to a drive through and say, "I'd like to order a toy" without the intention of secretly buying dope.

Once it became public knowledge everyone just shrugged and admitted it was a pretty good idea.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

 

[Teelie]

They should have said, "I'd like a Heroin Meal" instead. Not like anyone else can understand anything you say over those speakers anyways.

 

[antsman41]

Our Papa Johns back home got caught for this type of scheme with weed, the manager had people order pizzas with cookie dough (a papa murphy's thing).

 

[webhead9707]

That's messed up, don't get me wrong, but geez that's clever. I commend them for their balls and creativity.

 

[Senator Pleasury]

So, McDonald's is getting healthier.

 

[NickNitro]

at least you won't gain weight anymore

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well I say…*puts on glasses*…Whoppers have no place in Happy Meals.

 

[enterthemadness]

Well I say…*puts on glasses*…Whoppers have no place in Happy Meals.

makes no sense, but at least you followed the thread instructions.

 

[Ant-manic]

they're not monsters. they're just ahead of the curve. in the future, this is how everyone will get their drugs.

 

[DarkSentinel]

makes no sense, but at least you followed the thread instructions.

"That...*puts on glasses*...doesn't look like a kid's toy."

Better?