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I'm stuck in this medical research place getting drugs for 9 days. It's like serving a prison term or something. I'm actualyl getting headaches. But hey, I'm gonna get payed £4000! Whoo!
 
I'm stuck in this medical research place getting drugs for 9 days. It's like serving a prison term or something. I'm actualyl getting headaches. But hey, I'm gonna get payed £4000! Whoo!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha Brilliant!!! :up: How do you think of this stuff?
 
I'm stuck in this medical research place getting drugs for 9 days. It's like serving a prison term or something. I'm actualyl getting headaches. But hey, I'm gonna get payed £4000! Whoo!

Just a guess, it's from the drugs.
 
Thanks for bothering to log on in the research centre and tell us all Kaine.....
 
So what are you taking drugs for Kaine? Bi-polarism, Schizophrenia?
 
So what are you taking drugs for Kaine? Bi-polarism, Schizophrenia?

They're testing this drug to be used for people with bladder issues. So I've been pissing alot. Also have some blurry vision.
 
No. You have to be perectly healthy to sign up for the medical research.

But if you don't have a bladder problem, then how exactly would they know if the drug is working?

And you're not perfectly healthy, we've all seen what you look like.
 
You should read a book if you get bored in there mate. Try reading Firestarter by Stephen King :up:
 
Doesn't sound worth it. "Perfectly healthy" to having blurry vision and headaches.

Nopissatol - For temporary relief of bladder control issues.

Side effects may include: headaches, blurry vision, schizophrenia, dizziness, nausea, bloody stool, bunions, acne, intense paranoia, heart palpatations, stroke and in rare cases, death.
 
Doesn't sound worth it. "Perfectly healthy" to having blurry vision and headaches.

Nopissatol - For temporary relief of bladder control issues.

Side effects may include: headaches, blurry vision, schizophrenia, dizziness, nausea, bloody stool, bunions, acne, intense paranoia, heart palpatations, stroke and in rare cases, death.

Sounds hot.
 
Doesn't sound worth it. "Perfectly healthy" to having blurry vision and headaches.

Nopissatol - For temporary relief of bladder control issues.

Side effects may include: headaches, blurry vision, schizophrenia, dizziness, nausea, bloody stool, bunions, acne, intense paranoia, heart palpatations, stroke and in rare cases, death.

Well that's only things a regular job can give you. This just cuts to the chase :)
 
But if you don't have a bladder problem, then how exactly would they know if the drug is working?

And you're not perfectly healthy, we've all seen what you look like.

They're testing the drug for side effects.
 
I'm stuck in this medical research place getting drugs for 9 days. It's like serving a prison term or something. I'm actualyl getting headaches. But hey, I'm gonna get payed £4000! Whoo!

How much would that be in real money?
 
Isn't that more than you were making in IT?
 
On the radio today I heard an advertisement where they want to pay healthy people to do drugs such as ecstasy and acid. The people get paid of course.
 

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