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  1. kainedamo Registered

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    I'm stuck in this medical research place getting drugs for 9 days. It's like serving a prison term or something. I'm actualyl getting headaches. But hey, I'm gonna get payed £4000! Whoo!
     
  2. Whirlysplat Registered

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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha Brilliant!!! :up: How do you think of this stuff?
     
  3. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Just a guess, it's from the drugs.
     
  4. Whirlysplat Registered

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. Whirlysplat Registered

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    Thanks for bothering to log on in the research centre and tell us all Kaine.....
     
  6. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    So what are you taking drugs for Kaine? Bi-polarism, Schizophrenia?
     
  7. kainedamo Registered

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    I like keeping everyone up to date on the goings on of my life.
     
  8. kainedamo Registered

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    They're testing this drug to be used for people with bladder issues. So I've been pissing alot. Also have some blurry vision.
     
  9. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    You have bladder issues?
     
  10. kainedamo Registered

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    No. You have to be perectly healthy to sign up for the medical research.
     
  11. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    But if you don't have a bladder problem, then how exactly would they know if the drug is working?

    And you're not perfectly healthy, we've all seen what you look like.
     
  12. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    You should read a book if you get bored in there mate. Try reading Firestarter by Stephen King :up:
     
  13. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    Doesn't sound worth it. "Perfectly healthy" to having blurry vision and headaches.

    Nopissatol - For temporary relief of bladder control issues.

    Side effects may include: headaches, blurry vision, schizophrenia, dizziness, nausea, bloody stool, bunions, acne, intense paranoia, heart palpatations, stroke and in rare cases, death.
     
  14. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Sounds hot.
     
  15. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Well that's only things a regular job can give you. This just cuts to the chase :)
     
  16. kainedamo Registered

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    They're testing the drug for side effects.
     
  17. Jerry! Registered

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    How much would that be in real money?
     
  18. kainedamo Registered

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    If you're talking about dollars, as in money that decreases in value all the time, then its about half.
     
  19. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Isn't that more than you were making in IT?
     
  20. Superman4ever Registered

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    Don't you mean double? This is 4000 British pounds, right? That's 8000 American, roughly.
     
  21. kainedamo Registered

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    Yeah, I don't earn £4000 in the space of nine days in my IT job :huh:

    You're such an english duke.
     
  22. kainedamo Registered

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    Oh yeah, you're right. Sorry.
     
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    ****ing out your body FTW! :up:
     
  24. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Hahaha, Kaine is a lab rat!
     
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    On the radio today I heard an advertisement where they want to pay healthy people to do drugs such as ecstasy and acid. The people get paid of course.
     

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