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Meet the Worlds First Heartless Man

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096314/Meet-HEARTLESS-man-able-live-heartbeat-PULSE.html

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In March of last year, Craig Lewis, 55, was dying from a heart condition that caused build-ups of abnormal proteins, and not even a pacemaker could help save his life.
But two doctors from the Texas Heart Institute proposed a revolutionary new solution – install a ‘continuous flow’ device that would allow blood to circulate his body without a pulse.
Dr Billy Cohn and Dr Bud Frazier installed the device after removing Mr Lewis’ heart. Within a day, the patient was up and speaking with physicians.
 
After 20 years with me, my wife would argue that he's not the first.
 
He technically doesn't have a pulse either. So friggin weird!
 
I'm sure many men will say he may be the first heartless man but they can hook him up with many heartless women they know.
 
So he just has to stay there, hooked to that machine, or he will die? That sounds awful. :(
 
Truth.


He have to take cardio f himself!

Im not good at puns, i dont have the pulse for them.
 
Interesting. Wonder how long he can live like that. If I'm in my 60's and he's still ticking. **** him! :cmad:
 
Your facts have no power here enterthemadness
 
If I recall, this isn't the first time they've done that with an old report, re-reported it as new then left out pertinant details. Like the guy dying a few weeks later.
 
So he just has to stay there, hooked to that machine, or he will die? That sounds awful. :(

He needs an iron transistor-powered suit that will keep him alive. He can eventually take to just wearing the chest plate. Maybe get an arc reactor too.

Of course, if he were still alive that would be relevant. But since he's not, then it isn't. :dry:
 
I can tell you about a heartless man I work with at my job site. The guy is complete, a@#*&%# & scum.
 

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