SuperSanchez
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I'm 16, a huge nerd and don't have many friends due to that. How would you guys recommend meeting people at comic shops? Thanks
I'm 16, a huge nerd and don't have many friends due to that. How would you guys recommend meeting people at comic shops? Thanks
I'm 16, a huge nerd and don't have many friends due to that. How would you guys recommend meeting people at comic shops? Thanks
No problem.
First you need to draw attention to yourself. I recommend going shirtless (if male), in a bikini (if female). Don't worry if you're out of shape, that will help them understand you are a nerd. When you go, stand in a corner in the shop with a clear view of the door in case customers enter. If the shopkeep tells a joke like "what the f*** are you doing, get out of my shop" just laugh politely and wink to show you too have a sense of humor.
When another customer enters, approach them slowly, inhaling and exhaling loudly. If they ask if you are okay DO NOT SPEAK. Your purpose at this stage is to arouse their interest, not to make small talk. Pick up a comic book in each hand and do "the squirrel dance."* This expresses that you are a serious comic book fan who is excited by comic books.
At this point the other nerd should be at least backing away, or ideally running into the door of the comic shop repeatedly, screaming while forgetting that the door is a "pull" not "push." At this point begin yelling your favorite comic books excitedly. Throw in some obscure references and quotes, ideally: one obscure comic book reference, one D&D reference, one video gaming reference, and one comic convention reference (bonus points if it is not mainstream like comic con).
As the other nerd escapes and runs down the street, shout your phone number after him and also your name (so he can friend you on Facebook). The shop keep at this point will say something like "you are banned from this store, never come back" which means "you are our favorite customer, see you tomorrow" (shopkeeps are notoriously sarcastic and hilarious).
Mission complete. You will soon either be contacted by your new friend, or will have built up a reputation that will help you acquire new friends. You are now on your way to popularity.
*this dance mimics the movements of squirrels. Best executed if you have some nuts in hand, if you don't, borrow someone else's
I meet a lot of new friends at Victoria Secret with our shared love of underwear.
I meet a lot of new friends at Victoria Secret with our shared love of underwear.
Just don't try that at Gap Kids.
I'm 16, a huge nerd and don't have many friends due to that. How would you guys recommend meeting people at comic shops? Thanks