The Dark Knight Rises Megan Fox as Catwoman?

[Ekricket]

May be old news, but I just saw this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543023,00.html??test=faces

Report: Megan Fox Will Be the Next Catwoman

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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X17Online.com

Fox certainly has the body to fill out the sexy supervillain's skintight catsuit.

Megan Fox has signed up to play Catwoman in the next "Batman" movie.
That's what UK paper The Sun is reporting.
Columnist George Smart says the "Transformers" star is set to follow in the footsteps of Michelle Pfeifer and Halle Berry in donning the skintight catsuit.
"All the other stars who have reinvented the Batman films are back on board," he reports. "(Including) Christian Bale, Michael Caine, and director Christopher Nolan."
Smart says shooting is scheduled to start next year, with the film slated for release in 2011.
Last year's "Batman: The Dark Knight" became the fourth highest-grossing movie of all time, with total sales over $1 billion.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Where did he get this info from? I highly doubt it's even true.

 

[Boom]

No.

 

[NoirMan82]

Casting before a script is even hatched, and while Nolan is still filming another movie? Horse Apples! Who's @$$ are people pulling this information from?

 

[Timstuff]

The Sun = fail. Why don't we recast Batman with Channing Tatum while we're at it.

 

[UnionJack]

So I take it were going to get tons of threads like this today!

GRREEEAATTT

 

[Green Ghost]

Wow, Fox News must be really stupid to quote the Sun on any news...

 

[Ekricket]

How stupid is Fox to quote the Sun on anything?

Hey, if it's in the paper it has to be true, right - freedom of the press is guaranteed, so you can't hide the truth from reporters.

I know it is stupid, but I have actually heard that argument from some of my liberal acquantices.

I have to point out to them that freedom of the press means the press can print anything they want, but it does not give them the right to know anything.

 

[Mister J]

Great. I'm sure this has all the veracity of the 'news' that I heard this morning about video of Michael Jackson still being alive. Woo!

Wow, Fox News must be really stupid

Fixed.

 

[Two-Face]

:facepalm to this thread, wasn't needed.

 

[KALEL114]

They also confirmed this in December!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2048300.ece

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Christian Bale will come to your house at night and devour your soul for posting this terrible and FAKE!!! news article.

 

[NinjaTurtleFan]

She would have the sexiness-factor but as for being an actress--- hardly.

All that upcoming "Jennifer's Body" movie looks like is just "Hey, look at me, I've got **** and an ass, and I'm some horny demon trapped in some horny girl's body." Not that it isn't a bad thing but Megan Fox needs to spend a little more time with an acting coach before she thinks or even tries to be Angelina Jolie or big A-list actresses.

 

[UnionJack]

They also confirmed this in December!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2048300.ece

hahaha I remember seeing that lol

I'd love to know who feeds The Sun with these stories.

What utter r-tards they are

 

[Two-Face]

She would have the sexiness-factor but as for being an actress--- hardly.

All that upcoming "Jennifer's Body" movie looks like is just "Hey, look at me, I've got **** and an ass, and I'm some horny demon trapped in some horny girl's body." Not that it isn't a bad thing but Megan Fox needs to spend a little more time with an acting coach before she thinks or even tries to be Angelina Jolie or big A-list actresses.

That's what I said, I got flamed for saying "Jolie wannabe"

 

[Nightwing 52]

Just..unbelievable.

Great. I'm sure this has all the veracity of the 'news' that I heard this morning about video of Michael Jackson still being alive. Woo!

I actually saw the vid. Gasp!

 

[Carusos Shades]

 

[Piuchén]

She would have the sexiness-factor but as for being an actress--- hardly.

All that upcoming "Jennifer's Body" movie looks like is just "Hey, look at me, I've got **** and an ass, and I'm some horny demon trapped in some horny girl's body." Not that it isn't a bad thing but Megan Fox needs to spend a little more time with an acting coach before she thinks or even tries to be Angelina Jolie or big A-list actresses.

Of course but her biggest strength is being beatiul, I don"t know why some people insist in seeing a talented actress, I wish she make a porn movie soon.

 

[General_Obol]

Of course but her biggest strength is being beatiul, I don"t know why some people insist in seeing a talented actress, I wish she make a porn movie soon.

:facepalm

 

[Ion Kenshin]

I second that :facepalm

 

[PyroChamber]

And thousands of horny "dumb" geeks around the world squeal with joy after hearing this, not knowing that chances are it's not true.

Normal geek: You know that it's probably not true, right? A script hasn't been written and Nolan's hasn't declared that he's even coming back...

Dumb geek: Who cares, IT'S MEGAN FOX AS CATWOMAN!!

 

[Piuchén]

:facepalm

You didn"t get it , I know Nolan won"t pick her I am not justifiying her lack of talent.

 

[Two-Face]

Of course but her biggest strength is being beatiul, I don"t know why some people insist in seeing a talented actress, I wish she make a porn movie soon.

Why should she? So that you can jerk off to her.

 

[Boom]

The sheer magnititude of Megan Fox's lack of talent is astronomical. The mere notion of her being in this franchise is a sham and an insult to intelligent human beings.

Let her stick with Trans-"look at how hot I am"-formers.

 

[jazzimm]

Well, I Watch Stuff put it best:

British tabloid The Sun is reporting that Megan Fox has been cast as Catwoman in Christopher Nolan's follow-up to The Dark Knight, cleverly adding that they have "a strong feline she is the purrfect choice for the part." To sum things up for those of you who haven't been following every British tabloid casting announcement, the part of Catwoman will now be played by the ensemble of Angelina Jolie, Cher, Miley Cyrus, Julie Newmar, an actual cat, a CGI cat, a lab-created, actual cat-woman, a lady who just owns a lot of cats, Eddie Murphy, and Megan Fox.

It made me laugh, and it's true. You really can't trust everything the Brit tabloids claim. I'm just going to wait it out for the official announcements.