Men... you're guaranteed to get the women crazy with these clothes!!!!!

[GammaMike]

I told you to stay out my dammed closet Equint!

 

[Jonny Ptism]

I think I own those pajamas, actually.

 

[Equint77]

I told you to stay out my dammed closet Equint!

don't be greedy.... you can't have all the women and the fashion.

 

[Equint77]

it just gets worse and worse

 

[Jonny Ptism]

If you squint a bit and look through it, it's a dolphin. Defocus your eyes.

 

[Carter]

its a schooner

 

[Equint77]

 

[Erzengel]

its a schooner

You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.

 

[Equint77]

this is the jackpot here.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

it just gets worse and worse

That looks like something Zaphod Beeblebrox would wear on casual Fridays.

 

[Carter]

this is the jackpot here.

what in the hell is this?
Looks like something Captain Hook would wear

 

[Equint77]

what in the hell is this?
Looks like something Captain Hook would wear

arrghhh matey

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

That's it, you've forced me to do this!

 

[Mentok]

DEAR GOD! WHEN DO I GET TO SEE THE GOD DAMMED SAILBOAT!

 

[Equint77]

 

[Carter]

I have to go watch Mallrats now....thanks people
Especially since I lead a very similar life to Brodie.

 

[Equint77]

Get your pair of renegade boots

Renegade Suede Boot
A seriously stylish 14" calf-high suede boot. Top pull tabs make it easy to slide on and off. 11/2" heel; 1/4" leather sole. Lined, with cushioned insole. Import. Black, Red.
8-11, 12, 13.

 

[Equint77]

what waredrobe is complete without a leather shirt

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Get your pair of renegade boots

Renegade Suede Boot
A seriously stylish 14" calf-high suede boot. Top pull tabs make it easy to slide on and off. 11/2" heel; 1/4" leather sole. Lined, with cushioned insole. Import. Black, Red.
8-11, 12, 13.

I actually like those boots.

 

[GammaMike]

this is the jackpot here.

I don't care, hate all you want, but when I wear this jacket............I feel like a sexy man..........although my sexuality takes on more of an ambiguous nature..............that's probably why I don't wear the jacket often!

 

[GammaMike]

what waredrobe is complete without a leather shirt

Man, that's just asking for it. I mean haven't you ever sat on a leather sofa on a hott day, without a shirt? ouch!

 

[Carter]

that second one makes the guy look like hes wearing a carpet

 

[Equint77]

now I'm no fashion designer but what's the purpose of having a slit on the side of these overly tight shorts?

 

[Equint77]

yeah ladies... you know you want your mens to wear this on Friday nights

 

[Carter]

I feel really bad for these models