Men... you're guaranteed to get the women crazy with these clothes!!!!!

[GammaMike]

I will wear anything if it gets me her

Try one of the Pirate Shirts, with jeans that have to be sewn onto you........and a banana hammock.Yep, that oughta work!

 

[Equint77]

everyone must have missed these beauties

 

[GammaMike]

everyone must have missed these beauties

E, you know those are my comfy, just chillen sandals right?

 

[Captain_Obvious]

everyone must have missed these beauties

Bana and Pitt still sport those at home...you know it.

 

[Erzengel]

I will wear anything if it gets me her

You do know this is photoshopped right? I know you guys don't care at the least.

 

[Equint77]

this is the jackpot here.

well this one gets my vote as suckiest outfit in that whole horrible website

 

[Lurk]

Every man needs a pair of chaps!

 

[Exabyte]

You do know this is photoshopped right? I know you guys don't care at the least.

I know, and don't care.

 

[Philly Phanboy]

Those clothes are evn too gay for the gayest of gays.

How true.

BTW, how did you happen to find this website in the first place, Equint?

 

[Erzengel]

He probably stumbled onto this page.

And when I say stumbled, I mean actively looking for clothes so he can be the sexiest bartender in NY.

 

[Equint77]

How true.

BTW, how did you happen to find this website in the first place, Equint?

years ago I found that catalog in the street somewhere and I almost puked when I saw the taste in clothes.... then I checked the website and it had even more tasteless clothes.. the first time I showed my friends we all passed out from laughing.

 

[Equint77]

And when I say stumbled, I mean actively looking for clothes so he can be the sexiest bartender in NY.

you know you and gammamike must be related cause you both just HAVE to tell everyone my secrets?

I mean a guy can't just wanna dress up as a Pirate anymore....

 

[Erzengel]

I think you are overlooking the obvious here, E.

Think of it. This could be your schtick. You can be the "ghetto fabulous" bartender. Then you'd be the most sought after bartender and constantly get gigs.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

the extreme contrast makes the hideous clothes look even worse,'cause you've got all these Liberace and Village People-clothes,but all the models look like Sears/JC Penny's guys.

I hope those dudes were paid well.

 

[GammaMike]

My boss was dying when I showed her this thread! I mean dieing.......Then she brought up a certain silk tiger shirt I used to wear.......in an oriental style.......and I had to slap her!

 

[GammaMike]

You guys laugh and all, but I see **** like this all to often on the " Mean/Queen streets of South Beach" You should see some of the stuff these guys where to certain clubs.

 

[Gimpy]

How the hell does this qualify as novelty?

 

[Carter]

He looks like a gay Zorro

 

[Jehuty]

This thread has made my day...Thanks all for the laughs im dying here.

 

[litlgreendude]

i have worn some crazy ****, but this stuff is just insane.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Sexy

 

[Equint77]

 

[Equint77]

velvet EFFING shirts???

 

[Milkman95]

Awful.

 

[Equint77]

not only is this another level of tastelessness but this poor guy realizes he's ****ed himself out... you can tell by his "my mom should have aborted me" look.